I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Bourne to Be a Pile" (to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild") Gets the mouth a-goin’ Fiction he’ll be spewing Thinking it’s non-fiction That kryptonite he’s chewing   Yeah, Ted Believes it has happened Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays Clark Kent puts on an outfit And he flies into space   Egon, Ray, and Venkman The streams they’ll be crossing And add in Winston Just proves police need more funding   Yeah, Ted Believes it has happened Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays Clark Kent puts on an outfit And he flies into space   Looks like a Munster child He was bourne Bourne to be a pile A creepy ass smile He never will be liked Bourne to be a pile Bourne to be a pile   Gets the mouth a-goin’ Fiction he’ll be spewing Thinking it’s non-fiction That kryptonite he’s chewing   Yeah, Ted Believes it has happened Spider-Man climbs on Saturdays Clark Kent puts on an outfit And he flies into space   Looks like a Munster child He was bourne Bourne to be a pile A creepy ass smi