I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Campaign Moral Coma" (to the tune of Oasis's "Champagne Supernova") When the dollars come storming in We throw singles at chicks named Sin We’re scamming all of you left and right Telling lies with no remorse Incite violence? Yes, of course We’re scamming all of you left and right   Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma will never die Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma Our campaign moral coma never dies   We shout bumper sticker slogans Rhymes that don’t make a bit of sense “Want a female friend? Talk to Mike Pence” Telling lies with no remorse Incite violence? Yes, of course We’re scamming all of you left and right   Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma will never die Press the power button Go to GOP’s site Our campaign moral coma Our campaign moral coma   Knocked out years ago The party’s conscience wrecked without a helmet We all now campaign night and day Holding Bibles; paying hookers; get