I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Blind Trigger" (to the tune of Bush's "Blood River") Trumper snowflakes get triggered all the time Most of which they are so blind Denial not just in Egypt Their favorite language is projection   A black man taking a knee A living woman making money Muslims and LGBTs living free Get ready for the angry tweets   Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate Their blind trigger, cakes for gays Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape Their blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says Blind trigger, what scripture says   Prejudiced against y’all They claim this means we’re equal While wearing a shirt that says whites always rule Standing on a cliff to look tall   Rights are stripped when they’re given to all Not seeing this isn’t logical At this, they bang their heads against walls Muslims and LGBTs living free Get ready for the angry tweets   Their eyes covered with lies, anger, and hate Their blind trigger, cakes for gays Ignorance is bliss-ful(l) of escape