Battle Red Radio

The Houston Texans are a lot of things: football team, business, a collection of individuals, tough, smart, dependable, but most of all, their stupid, and every once in a while this cauldron of stupidity boils over, and the universe unleashes the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen, something so stupid that it precedes the previous stupid thing. This time it was Nick Martin’s skipping snap at the two yard line. There’s no way it can get any stupider than this. But if there’s a will there’s a way, and this franchise always finds a way. On this episode of Battle Red Radio, Matt Weston and BigFatDrunk review Houston’s newest loss to the Indianapolis Colts to the tune of 26-20. Topics include: does Nick Martin dream of a flying Sage Rosenfels (?), Deshaun Watson’s middle of the field throws, the CHAD Hansen game, Kahale Warring’s almost touchdown catch, Houston’s pass protection problems, the years of child support T.Y. Hilton owes, Chaz Green’s banana stand, and, of course, your beautiful and perfect listener quest