Battle Red Radio

Imagine tackling Derrick Henry. Imagine standing across from a man who is 6'3" and weighs 238 pounds and can run 40 yards in 4.54 seconds, and now he has the football, and now he just cutback behind a power scoop and is rampaging right at you, and now, there he is, just you and a rhinoceros, except you don't have a high caliber rifle, instead, all you have is your own skeleton, your heart, and your shoulders wrapped in pads, and it's up to to bring down this horned ungulate all on your own. Some people envy professional athletes. I don't. I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and sit in my new chair I just got from Costco. I'm so happy I'm not Eric Murray, or Zach Cunningham, or Tyrell Adams, or Brennan Scarlett. I'm so happy to be myself. On this episode of Battle Red Radio, Matt Weston, Carlos Flores, Scott, and Joe review the Texans absolutely absurd loss to the Tennessee Titans. Topics include: Romeo Crennel's fourth down decision, the Texans new super cool Tim Kelly offense, where we stand with David Johns