Battle Red Radio

Today is about finding that mood. Getting in that right head space for the Texans first regular season game against the New Orleans Saints. Here’s a checklist so you can feel how you should feel once that glorious ball goes soaring through an enclosed climate controlled environment: —Mix red liquid, your choice, a lot of ice, and everclear together. Sip and savor. Kill your insides. Spoil your already rotten liver. —Stop by Popeyes and grab a quart of red beans and rice. Do this before the red mixture. Don’t drink and drive. If you forget this I’m sure the gig economy has an app for you. —Read the Ignatius Reilly sections of A Confederacy of Dunces. Move back in with your mother. Complain about your valve. Curse Fortuna, that nebulous nymph. —Shoot as many alligators as you can in Red Dead Redemption Two. Just make sure not to walk into that cajun man’s shack. —And most importantly, listen to this version of Battle Red Radio. On this episode BFD and I broke down the Houston Texans matchup against the New