Completely Seriously

When it comes to kinky sex, there are three rules: 1) Always have a safe word, 2) Never follow your secret BDSM enthusiast lover/husband to a second location, 3) never, EVER give a stray dog Kobe beef worth $200 a portion. We watched the Netflix original Stephen King adaptation Gerald’s Game, and we explore our own hidden, sexual desires. Finally, we ask the question, “Is Carla Gugino single, and is she into dumpy sad sacks with no prospects?”