Self(ish) Help

THIS WEEK your hosts finally figure out an intro!! One of us finally comes out of a deep (legal) k-hole, and the other finally accepts his ultimate ho-bag status -- All this, PLUS we dig into a true queen - a true icon, a true everything - one miss LINDSAY LOHAN. This MIGHT (will) be a two-parter, so kick back, grab your bottle of Xanax, and get comfortable - cause you're like, really pretty. Do you agree? You think you're really pretty? #FETCH