I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" And they would do anything for Trump They’d inject disinfectants, yeah They would do anything for Trump Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon   But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke A poke or two And they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that   They’d back the blue into buildings With a flagpole that reads “TRUMP” While shouting, “BLUE LIVES MATTER!” And yet killing some in the process They’d dress like Confederates And protest democracy Doing this in the name of white supremacy Snowflakes fall   Trailer-trash aplenty Some yellow teeth a-missing Overalls a-dirty First- and second-cousins a-kissing   Not having a thought in their noggins Loudly shou