My Other Buddy Devin

We're jocks, it's true. A lot of people peaked in high school, and to be honest, so did we. The difference is that WE PLATEAUED. We've been living on an elevated plane for the past 10+ years, because we are complete athletic freaks. We are forces of nature. Literal demigods that sweat blood and bleed TESTOSTERONE. Scientists have performed tests on us, and they're literally STUMPED. They have no idea how we are even alive, much less performing mind-blowing feats of physical strength. YEAHDEED.COM