Archie And Reg

Bloody Elton John is in the club but, unbelievably, that isn't the worst of Archie and Reg's problems today. Memories return to the pretentious Stephen Hawking, Archie's enemy, and the time when Bubter served the late Physicist a special home made surprise. Reg, meanwhile, is recalling a happy childhood memory. Naturally this is an opportunity for Archie to inflict some horrific mental cruelty. Reg becomes concerned about how sound is created in the vacuum of space.Quite what this has to do with vibrators is anybody's guess. Bubter, in an attempt to ensure our titular heroes drink up and leave when they're meant to, has installed an alarm in the club. Quite what that has to do with the shouty German chaps outside though is up for debate...Follow the chaps on Twitter- @ArchieAndReg