Inappropriate Folktales

Death! War! Hunger! Weddings! So many inappropriate things in this Russian story of the soldier and the warlock that you'll hardly be able to handle the maggots! the crows! the snakes! that will take over your nightmares. Oh, you think the day will get saved, but, oh, you and your positive outlook. We warned you not to listen; we can sense the blood draining from your...palms. Don't listen to this live recording told by Sean Buvala. Oh, we know you will anyway. We shall keep the fires burning for you. Pitchforks not included.