I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"The Wrong Side" (to the tune of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside") Heading to ICU They think they’re doing just fine Getting a tube pushed down ‘Cause they can’t breathe at all It all started with a sniff Was like their nostrils kissed, but It was only a sniff It was only a sniff They just came back from church Decided to get weird They were both still virgins And just learned abstinence So they got into bed Too prude to kiss, so they Went nostril to nostril And they started to sniff Hard They transferred COVID Hard With no shot Without med school Without degrees Know more than doctors Immunity Achieved with bleach, not vaccines Lights in butts – the way to go Unless there’s horse dewormer They’ll forever be viewed Unkindly by history Shouting “FREEDOM!” as they die Yeah, they’re on the wrong side   They’re heading to ICU They think they’re doing just fine Getting a tube pushed down ‘Cause they can’t breathe at all It all started with a sniff Was like their nostrils kissed,