I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Weirdos" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Heroes") You, you speak and tweet “I am completely free!” Then threaten to kill a blue jay You can tweet that, but may still pay You can be weirdos, but may still pay   And you can see movies At a theater down the road You shout the wrong trivia answers Mumble about all the trailers Then threaten to light the place on fire But only you get burned that day You can be weirdos, well, but with exceptions Don’t be cray   You can fly in a plane Like the snakes, snakes that fly on a plane You can talk, bark, and hiss as much as you want With the exception you start shouting, “BOMB!” Yeah, you can be weirdos, but may still pay   You, you speak and tweet “I am completely free!” Then threaten to kill a blue jay You can be weirdos, but may still pay You can be schmucks, but may still pay   Nothing is absolute (absolutely) Not even freedom (nor freedumb) Ask law enforcement and physics (cops and physics) Not to mention suspicious girlfriends (yes, al