I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Violins" (to the tune of Live's "I Alone") Was handed everything in life Only worked when on the toilet That may be gross but it is true He has never told a non-lie Gets away with crime after crime His followers think he’s a god As soon as something doesn’t go his way He cries into the night, “I’m an alpha-male!” Looks into cameras and whines, “Life isn’t fair!”   Violins for you Violins in tune Violins for you Your snowflake tears have melted Violins for you Violins in tune Violins for you   Was handed all the things in life Only worked when eating some fries Cheated on every person he knew He has never told a non-lie Just as his election loss is clear Looks into cameras and whines, “Life isn’t fair!”   Violins for you Violins in tune Violins for you Your snowflake tears have melted Violins for you Violins in tune Violins for you Violins for you Violins in tune Violins for you   Oh, looks like he committed fraud Only death can save him now “Millions” in cash and assets