I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"I've Got Some Morning Wood" (to the tune of Herman's Hermits' "I'm Into Something Good") Woke up this morning peeing high It shot up straight into my eyes Knew I should have sat and pushed but instead I stood, oh no Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)   He’s the kind of guy who’s not too shy Tries to get through my briefs all the night I get up and feel cold by my manhood (it’s quite fricking cold by my manhood) Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something tells me I’ve got some morning)   Always seemed to have a mind of his own Whether I was in a group or all alone If a pretty girl was near (he’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”) He’d always rise and say, “I’m right here”   Went out that morning and walked around After the door was closed, he wouldn’t look down Neighbors pointed at me and gasped, and then I understood (they pointed at me, gasped, and I understood) Something tells me I’ve got some morning wood (something