Future Bachelor

Si & Veronica aren’t feeling too bamboozled for episode 203! The first part of this episode was the big Mara vs. Sarah showdown where both of them are fighting their own insecurities and not really even for Clayton’s heart! Sarah wins this round. The girls are in Vienna with lots of palace dates and Susie gets the coveted “Pretty Woman” date, complete with a set of Louboutins that makes all the other girls green with envy. Even though all these people need actual therapy, Bachelor keeps forcing “therapy dates” down our throats. Sarah quoting Ariana Grande’s smash hit “no tears left to cry” wasn’t enough to save her. Serene, Gabby, Susie, and Rachel and their dads will face Clayton next week in hometowns.   (Bachelor talk ends at time marker 44m: 54s) Pete Davidson is back on the ‘gram to follow his hometown baseball team, his gf, and… Sebastian Stan? Kanye is too busy turning down $100 million deals with Apple Music to notice. Britney Spears signs her own $15 million book deal and we can’t wait for the