I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Breaking the Seal" (to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law") There I was double-fisting, a cocktail and a shot I’m obviously on a mission, on a mission from God A pitcher of water in hand, chugging it down Overflowing with liquids, acting like they’ll never get out Shit, I gotta go   Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal   It was the first time in two hours; I guess I was due What the? It’s just been ten minutes. Back to the urinal? I can’t wait in no line; get out of my way Hey buddy, move it, or I’ll give you a spray I keep having to go   Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal   I can’t wait in no line   Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal Breaking the seal, breaking the seal   Breaking the seal, breaking the