I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Trump" (to the tune of The Presidents of the United States of America "Lump") Trump thought he was on board “Air Force Once” Eating “hamberders” that were “unpresidented” On his way to “West Virginina” Where he plans on talking about “Two Corinthians”   He’s Trump, he’s Trump He’s lost his head He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump He is brain-dead   Trump found a “bigly” “smocking gun” Told by his “Secretary of Educatuon” That “covfefe” was really a thing It’ll rid us of “opiods” and bring “world peach”   He’s Trump, he’s Trump He’s lost his head He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump He is brain-dead   Trump then went to the “Human Society” Thinking pups would marvel at his big “a-brain” Telling poodles all about “Yo-Semite” “Nambia,” “Thighland,” “Nipple” and “Button”   He’s Trump, he’s Trump He’s lost his head He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump He is brain-dead   Did Trump ever find his head? Bigly no Did Trump ever find his head? Bigly no Did Trump ever find his head? Bigly no Did Trump ever find his head?   B