Those Damn Ross Kids

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Suggested Talking Points: Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he’s dead. Not going to sing like Fred Durst. Marauding Pig Tribes. Cousin Oliver = Chitlins. Splenda Tumor Sugar Death. The World Ends Abruptly. Stallone is cosmic law. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Feeding the boner monster. Hitler’s Desk Set. Christopher Elkin died in a houseboat. KKK License Plate. Stripper Teacher. Snow Casket.