I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (to the tune of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)") When he wakes up, well, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he’s Dinesh D’Souza When he speaks out, yeah, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move If he posts tweets, well, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because he’s foreign to the truth And if he shoots a film, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie like a no-good felon would do   But they would watch two-thousand mules And they would watch two-thousand more Just so they can claim that votes were stolen While living in Natives’ home   When he’s working, yes, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie because that’s what pro liars do And when caught porking his Christian mistress named Sue He’ll give money to her and her husband too When he gets charged (when he gets charged), oh, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2 And if he goes there, I know he’s gonna lie He’s gonna lie, because that’s all D’S