I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

"Donnie and the Feds" (to the tune of Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets") MAGAts, better look on Twitter Donnie raided for nothing ‘Cept stealing something nuclear Yeah, he’ll sell it to anyone Who wears a crown So, let’s all grab some booze and popcorn For he’s going down   So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out Their heads deep up his ass D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y Without ol’ Donnie’s consent Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked Oh, his safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5 D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds   MAGAts, they’re coming for you next Clear your search hist’ry And don’t steal White House documents Because watching porn is the same as treason Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise They’re just blind from whacking-off   So, Lady G and Ghouli are freaking out Their heads deep up his ass D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds Oh, Merrick grabs him by the pu$$y Without ol’ Donnie’s consent Calls it “legal-room talk,” means Donnie’s f*cked His safe combo is 1-2-3-4-5 D-D-D-Donnie and the Feds