Tossed Salads & Scrambled Eggs

As a child, you speak and think like a child. However, when you become an adult, they don't give you a manual or anything. You're just kinda thrust into the world as if you know everything in existence and that you will figure it all out. So many different forms of tomfooloery and jackassery we end up discovering on our own through the roughest teacher there is, experience.