Betch Slapped

Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler: the result was delicious. Then onto celeb news and the Balenciaga scandal—like Kids R Us gone wrong. They unpack Kim K’s statement about the controversial campaign, before sharing some updates on Emrata and Pete Davidson (aka America’s Rebound Guy). They then wish the Biebers well amid Hailey’s latest health scare, before breaking down their Spotify Wrapped. Then back to the Kardashians, re: Kim and Kanye’s divorce settlement. How will they divide their 19 homes? They wrap up with some TV talk: Jordana’s rewatching Laguna Beach (it’s as good as you remember), and they share their thoughts on the latest White Lotus ep. As Aleen said, so much sex, so little time. In terms of who’s going to the Cayman’s this week, it’s a no brainer…Balenciaga, obviously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices