Betch Slapped

Aleen’s up first to debrief the holiday weekend, re: she didn’t actually do much. Jordana, however, did a plethora of classic July 4th activities—a baseball game, ice cream, and…Benihana? Sami then breaks down her holiday excursion, which included a large fight in a tiny cabin in the woods. The argument started off with cutting tomatoes, but as we know, it’s never just about the tomatoes. Then onto pop culture, which like Aleen’s weekend, was pretty slow. Rihanna is now the youngest self-made billionaire, and they debunk the self-made scale. How TF is Kylie Jenner so high on the list? Then onto Cameron Diaz’s un-retirement (didn’t even know she retired TBH), Lindsay Lohan’s comeback and recent marriage, and a discussion of the very Derelicte-esque Balenciaga show. And don’t forget, U Up? Live is still on tour. They’re headed to Austin, Chicago, and New York—get your tix at betches.co/uuplive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices