White Bitch Buffet

The 100th Episode Spectacular is spectacularly late! Life is whizzing by since this episode was recorded in December 2022 but this is the last one in the vault before we record something fresh! The bitches (and Kevin) are eating donuts baby!!! Maxine bought 8 different donuts from Rocco's and they give live reviews until they're full and itchy will allergic reactions to chocolate. We hit all the classics for the spectacular and Dizz on the Grizz doesn't disappoint with fast food reviews and unlimited ping pong. Netflix addictions talks Bruins hockey love(which stands the 4 month test of time pretty well), tattoos, confusing movies, and rom-coms galore. Fingers crossed its not 80 years til you hear from us again lol xoxo White Bitch Buffet

The gals are back after an impromptu and much-needed break.  Please enjoy this gift for waiting which is a four months ago recorded podcast that is more outdated than any episode we've ever published.  We begin by going over our Fall travels - we've done nothing exciting since then so you haven't missed much!  Maxine regales us with her fancy Miami restaurant experience complete with hostesses wearing prom dresses.  Laura and Meag discuss their Vegas/Skankfest adventure and we (slowly) transition that into Dizz on the Grizz.  Laura reveals her brave and exciting beginners journey with soup and you'll never guess the one that got her into it.  The gals end this way-too-long episode with an explosive fight about UFOs after our Netflix Addictions segment.  Believe it or not, this was edited way down.  Is this the reason why we needed a break?  Listen to the full episode and you'll see.      Best,  White Bitch Buffet

EP 98 is October baby!! Delayed by dog ailments but ready for your ears. The bitches are talking Dizz on the Grizz with Laura tackling home cooking with her air fryer, Max learning to bake like a Brit using scales, and Meaghan's latest baking adventures. Netflix Addictions has your low down on Cobra Kai, In the Dark, and Uncoupled and Max is watching football football football. This episode wraps up with rat tales and shopping biiiiiitch cause you know they loved/hated what they got. 

Heyoooo we are back and longer than ever.  After a failed month (sorry Mike!), and our second lost episode, we had some catching up to do.  Strap in as we discuss the party Laura threw this summer that will have the people talking to decades!  Maxine shares her donut of the month thoughts, Meag and Laura break down the worst movie that's ever been made (worse than swiped!!) and all three gals wrap up by talking recently released albums.   Catch us in October!

A longer episode awaits you as we could not stop arguing about the definitions of comfort food, if Jurassic World was good and coconut cookies.    Episode 95!  We talk about what was Maxine's grandma's trick to youthful skin, why Chipotle sucks more than you remember and end the episode with a warning to check for ticks this summer. Are we on twitter anymore? Who knows!  Follow us if so.      

It's June!! Who doesn't want a good strech, right...? Laura jumps right into the episode talking about her free deep stretch experience from an Instagram Ad. Sounds sketchy.. but it's legit - scouts honor. Dizzle on the grizzle is full of taco talk and does Maxine get turned on by a blueberry delight?? You'll have to tune into this one. Meag, Maxine and Laura all recap their time at Kendra's bachelorette when they induldged in shrooms and paddleboards (and of course more tacos). The episode wraps up with, you guessed it -Netlflix Addictions. 

It is May.  We have all collectively lost our minds.  Enjoy the ep!  

White Bitch Buffet March has the bitches getting back together in person, this time in Worcester for a very special Dizz on the Grizz treat! As discussed last month, the ladies are hitting Breen's Cafe in Worcester to try the much spammed about steak and cheese subs. How did the sammies hold up? The girls and Kevin can't hold in their excitement on this one. As Always Max, Big L, and Meag also talk Netflix Addictions and gush about the TV that has been getting them through; talking Jackass, sitcoms, and losing their shit about missing people.

Happy March to all buffet goers!  We come into this episode like a lion (multiple disruptions and stopped recordings) and strut our little lady lamb legs out.   We shockingly spend 85% of Dizz on the Grizz discussing tacos.  Maxine brings up some "beef" she has with a local Worcester bar.  The ladies then transition to Netflix addictions and talk Murderville, Dream/Killer and discuss the validity of the word testification.    

We're coming at you very late this month; late like that rat Punxsutawney Phil's Spring "guess".  Are the ladies starting a classic Boston/Philly beef with ol' Phil?  Tune in to find out.   In this episode, we discuss our favorite candies in Dizzy Grizzy for far too long.  Afterwards the ladies hop into Netflix Addictions to talk Abbott Elementary, Cobra Kai and another terrible rom-com The Royal Treatment.  We wrap up our time with a quick game of Who's News!?!   Follow on the things although some of us haven't tweeted in a year.  If you haven't already, just tell us you listen, we think it's bizarre and maybe it will convince us to put in more effort? Or not.      

& Betty White.    Happy New Year to all buffet goers! This episode involves live taste-testing during Dizz on the Grizz and a sweet debut story from Husband of the Pod, Chris.   The ladies then hop into Netflix addictions to discuss Great British Bake Off, Nicole Byer, murderers, Mighty ducks, and horny straight-to-video rom coms. Btw, Maxine was right - it was a panettone.  And Meaghan was right, we threw the rest away.    Follow us on all the things!  Or don't!  

Welp, if you make it through this full episode you are a real (bored) one.  Chaos surrounds episode 88 named TTTTT after Tinsel, Tori, Thunder, Taylor and Tears.   The girls start off the episode talking our girls Tori Kelly and Taylor Swift.  A storm is brewing in Massachusetts, as you'll hear in the background, because it was too much to edit out!  We sort of transition into Netflix Addictions talking Rom Com content and Halloween thrills (we know it's December, it's chaos).  After Maxine tries to casually mention that she ate handfuls of coffee to stay awake in highschool in order to stay up for SNL, the girls decide to move into Dizz on the Grizz.  Laura gives a Taco Bell update, Max walks us through her latest dish - a Birthday Dutch Baby Pancake!!, and Meaghan recalls her 3 day vacation of pigging out.  The girls close up the episode, and the year, discussing Laura's horrifying dental experience which you guessed it - ends in tears.   Happy end of 2021 to all!!     Follow us on the things, ask us for me

November's episode comes to you live from Meaghan's new house.  During Netflix Addictions, Maxine reveals to the gals in a shocking turn-of-events that the movie Castaway is... sad?  After a quick sob, we move on to Dizz on the Grizz Live!  Meaghan made a lasagna, Maxine baked a beautiful focaccia and Laura attempted to make cupcakes.  We wrap up the episode talking live events again!    

Oooh baby we back with another pod recorded in person! The ladies kick off the ep in whirlwind of emotions as Max learns a dear friend has become a dog mom for the first time. They eventually get on track and start to recap their day, jumping right into Dizz on the Grizz, to review yet another River House donut and Maxini's very first Burrito Bowl-to-go experience!!! The bitches each dish on their own dizz, reviewing homemade pizza and even more Taco Bell updates. Big L kicks off Netflix Addictions with a return to the movies and Max chugs her way through Roast after Roast. Meaghan praises The Other Two and for some reason they all talk about bathtubs A LOT. Meag and Laura are both moving and Max has a pumpkin update!! #spookybitch

Episode 85 was made for our listeners who can withstand the gruesome and gory details of the lives of three late-20s ladies.  If you can't handle talk of blue poop and blister juice, turn away now because we love to stay real with our community.  Ironically, there is also a good amount of censorship in this episode so if you hate freedom of speech then this also might be the episode for you. The girls talk Dizz on the Grizz, Tickets!, and the classic Netflix Addictions this episode.  Laura starts out with a good ol' Taco Bell update; Maxine keeps us informed of where her and Kevin are at in regards to their rocky relationship with cast iron pans and Meaghan is rocked by a Flix reveal that leaves her shocked even after editing and listening to this podcast 15 times.     Follow some of us on some of the things and watch out for October's episode because Maxine will be trying *THE* Donut.

The girls are here to guide you on what you should buy, eat and watch for the rest of Summer 2021.  Things get a bit too hot & heavy at The Burrito Bowl To Go for Laura.  Maxine gives us an expected garden update.  And, lastly, Meaghan bums us all out with her recent watches in Netflix Addictions.   Follow us on the things, like and subscribe.  

The ladies start out talking, you guessed it, Mexican food and local eggs.  We then transition into Netflix Addictions with Maxine raving about this years Eurovision and Meaghan breaking down a mostly embarrassing list of content that she's consumed.  We close out the episode with a shout out to the ending of Pride month, more of Laura's dating adventures and nonsense.

Bio coming soon, luv Maxi

Episode 81 is here and full of spontaneous fun!  If you're wondering how the audio is better, yet simultaneously worse, it's because all three girls finally ate some of Maxine's bread and recorded in person again!!!! Tune in to hear our thoughts off of a fresh Taco Bell trip(s), Demi Lovato's new documentary (pre-frozen yogurt scandal) and some pure dog content.   Follow us on all the things, continue to NOT go to our website and reach out if you'd like a pack of beautiful matches with "Get Lit Bitch - White Bitch Buffet" on them!

Best Friend of the pod, Sara Cornell, joins the girls for our first ever quiz segment!  After a quick and heated update on Taco Bell, the girls turn their attention to the main guest - Sara Cornell's taste buds.  We put Sara's extraordinary gift to the test through 10 rigorous rounds of flavors and curveballs.  The girls finish out the episode by talking Netflix Addictions (murders, pre-teen dance movies; you get the drill) and polish off number 80 with Laura's favorite game - Who's News??!   Follow us on all the things and hit up Maxine if you'd like a specially printed book of White Bitch Buffet matches - "Get Lit Bitch!"