Hamish & Andy

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves.  1. ConCon biscuits call 2. Random Rob - 10 years on 3. Fact shootout 4. Speed undressing challenge 

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits. 1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 3. Extreme empaths 4. ConCon biscuit chat 

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed. 1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 2. Upset Andy 3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 4. ConCon location reveal 

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while.  1. Salacious headlines 2. ConCon bidding locations 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Turning to look at a fancy car 5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly 

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed.  1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Podcast speed listening 5. Gruff pays a visit 

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon. 1. Return of the speedy undresser 2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 4. ConCon location suggestions 

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again.  1. Con Con expressions of interest 2. Extreme empaths 3. Paris 2024 observations 4. Your emails to the Mint 5. Crows stealing golf balls 

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him.  1. Moonwalkers first test 2. Power moves 3. Worldwide conferences 4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 5. Mr. Ralph on the radio 

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill.  1. Hamish’s tax test 2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 3. Hex key hero - special skill 4. The CEO of the mint speaks 

Hamish's moon boots have arrived, so he takes them out for a spin to see just how fast he can walk. Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons.  1. Moon walker boots arrive 2. Soft truths 3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 4. Limes to ward off demons 5. Jason Alexander’s bell 6. AI temperature check 

Jack's been caught red handed in one of his worst ever weasel attempts, which he doesn't even attempt to deny. We speak directly with one of Jim Chalmers' hairdressers and also discover that our listeners are extreme empaths just like Bec. Plus, Hamish had an encounter with a very funny name, and listeners join the show to Upset Andy once again!  1. Jack weasels for a new golf shirt 2. Upset Andy 3. Speaking to Jim Chalmers’s hairdresser 4. Extreme Empaths 5. Mr. Bean 

A famous surfer is influencing Hamish's Instagram algorithm and Hamish doesn't understand why. A brotherly feud takes place on a new edition of Chit Chat Champions. Hamish is wondering if he technically counts as a university alumni when he never graduated, and Andy had his first facial. Plus, Jordann says she can guess the croak of any frog... so how does her claim stack up when put to the test?  1. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 2. Chit Chat Champions - brothers edition 3. University alumni 4. Andy’s painful facial 5. Croaks and Ribbets - Frog special skill 6. Driveway speed 

Listener Hugo thinks he can name the drummer in any band by simply looking at a photo of them, so does he live up to the hype? Hamish hosted a 'dress as your partner' dinner party, which uncovered a lot of interesting details about how his partner perceives him. Meanwhile, Andy had an incident at a local French cafe, and needs Hamish to help him resolve it, and maybe get some free ham for Henri in the meantime. Plus - a frog based special skill evaluation and Andy's amazing sleep quality. 1. Guess the drummer - special skill 2. ‘Dress as your partner’ dinner party 3. Hamish helps Andy out of an awkward situation at his local cafe 4. Identifying the frog by its croak 5. 100% sleep quality 

The boys are dumbstruck as a tradie walks into the studio and interrupts the podcast... but was it really an accident? The guys play another edition of everybody's favourite pizza based guessing game, Pizza Lotto, and still wonder if Pino actually understands the rule. Bec drops her engagement ring in the toilet, and Hamish brings back Movie in a Minute with Oscar nominated French film, 'Anatomy of a Fall.' 1. Pizza Lotto 2. Ear witness - Can you pick a voice in a line-up? 3. Washing new clothes before wearing them 4. Bec's engagement ring in the toilet 5. Movie in a minute - Anatomy of a Fall 

Hamish has a very special guest coming to his house and asks the guys to guess who it might be. Liv comes down to Melbourne to showcase her Treadmill Special Skill - so how will she fare under the pressure of winning a coin? Andy thinks Bec is an Escape Room champion, and wants to see if she'd join a national team, and the guys go through the A-Z of special Aussie coins and wonder what took the spot for 'H.'  1. Guess who’s coming to Hamish's house 2. Liv the Milage Mindreader - Treadmill special skill 3. Will Bec compete in the escape room national championships? 4. Glasses are a scam 5. A - Z of Aussie commemorative coins 

Hamish and Andy officially re-enter the prank game with Hamish's amazing hat prank finally being put to the test to some unsuspecting waiters at a cafe. Andy has an updates on acai bowl investment, which leaves the gang lamenting about their lost BitCoin again. Hamish has a question on an Uno ruling that caused a stir in his household, and some more of the most powerful power moves! 1. The hat prank 2. Loose ends and bitcoin sadness 3. Power moves 4. Ultimate Uno ruling 

It's Andy's birthday week, so Hamish decides to tee up a special Please Andy segment. There's a scandal in the fragrance world as Cristiano Ronaldo might've stolen the show's signature scent. Andy received a bizarre survey from The Burnley Tunnel, and Hamish finally reveals the hats!  1. Please Andy 2. Burnley Tunnel recommendations 3. Hamish’s prank hat reveal 4. CR7 vs. Andy by Hamish 

Hamish may have uncovered a breakthrough to connect with the Royal Mint, but on closer inspection it might not be great. Andy thinks there's a new type of awkward greeting and decides to explore it through song. The Hat Construction prank continues, with Hamish detailing the next steps, while also talking about bribing his daughter and accidentally making her one of the world's highest paid cyclists. 1. A Royal Mint connection 2. Andy’s awkward ‘hi’ song 3. Hat construction progress 4. Your fastest corners 5. Power Moves 6. Rudy the high paid cyclist 

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise.  1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation 2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. NRL coins 5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia 6. Dogs looking at you while they poo 

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep.  1. Huge Andy news! 2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’ 3. School song bangers 4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint