Hamish & Andy

ConCon is here! Did Hamish deliver on his biscuit promises? Did the controversial Session 3 go ahead? Did delegates walk away with all-education and no-entertainment?!  Hamish Still Hasn't Finished his slides Networking Welcome Drinks Jack and the WhatsApp Nerves are Kicking In Session 1 Mid Session Break Session 2 Testimonials ConConConrad Sewell

The guys have their final meeting to make all their last minute preparations for ConCon this weekend. Andy's noticed something curious about his dog Henri, while Hamish wants to talk about Elon Musk's new robots. Listener Michael has a bird related dilemma, and we finalise Conrad Sewell's ConCon song!  1. Final ConCon preparations 2. Two poos and a wee 3. Digital bird hunting with Michael 4. Tesla robots 5. Conrad’s ConCon song 

Jack surprises the guys with an unbelievable request in classic weasel behaviour. Andy was perplexed by the name of a furniture store. Conrad Sewell joins the boys to prep for his appearance at ConCon, and a brand new merch launch for the pod! 1. Jack’s weasel request 2. Furniture Okay 3. Conrad Sewell at ConCon 4. H&A golf balls 

There's a big biscuit update that needs to be addressed asap, and the boys have some more correspondence to get through ahead of ConCon. Meanwhile, Andy may have done a historical fart that needs to be investigated by Hamish. Andy attended another conference, and gives some advice to the guys about how they work, and Extreme Empaths is back!  1. ConCon - a few more logistical voice notes 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s massive fart 4. Tips for conferences 

Hamish brings a listener gripe about a recent show opening. Andy questions Jack about his willingness to provide a quote for his tunnel, and also digs up an old episode of the show which might prove that Hamish has been doubling up on ideas. Another batch of the most powerful power moves ever, and ConCon preparations continue to chug along!  1. Mike’s Malcom in the Middle opener 2. Jack’s tunnel quote 3. T-shirt fact returns 4. Power moves 5. ConCon - industry allocations 

Hame decides to kick off the show by upsetting Andy, then all 3 of the boys display some weaselling behaviour over a meat thermometer! The beautiful Extreme Empaths continue to delight the team, plus a behind the scenes peek at how the ConCon admin is going (spoiler: they get sidetracked!) 1. Upset Andy 2. Hamish lost his meat thermometer 3. Extreme empaths 4. ConCon voice notes 5. Empty suitcases & Smarty the puppet 

The guys bring back the infamous Three Fact Shootout, a notorious failure from a few weeks earlier, with three fresh new facts to scrutinise. Andy has a gripe about purchasing new pillows, and the boys use a classic radio style competition, 'the phrase that pays' to help allocate new tickets for ConCon. Hamish had a colonoscopy, and Bec got a speeding fine in Andy's car!  1. Three fact shootout 2. Andy’s pillows 3. ConCon - Phrase that pays 4. Hamish’s colonoscopy 5. Bec’s speeding fine 

Andy brings Bec into the studio to reveal something massive for Hamish & Jack. Hamish finally comes back to Blow Something Wide Open. Musical guests have begun putting their hands up for ConCon, and listener Luke may have lost touch with the common man...  1. The Aura Ring - Bec’s confession 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Blow something wide open - Tuna 4. ConCon - Musical guests 5. Luke's lost touch test 

The guys feel like they’re definitely getting ghosted by the guy who can get undressed in under 2.5 seconds, so Hamish proposes an alternate idea. Darcy’s under the microscope again after a ski trip that went wrong. The guys discuss more biscuit options for ConCon, and we put two listeners to the test for Chit Chat Champion! 1. Undressing Olympics 2. Darcy under the microscope - Ski trip 3. Chit Chat Champions 4. ConCon - The the hybrid biscuit model 5. Fame shamed 

We clear up some ConConConfusion with our good friends at the ATO. Hamish notices adults are celebrating Book Week now, while also encouraging Andy and Jack to check out his flattering mirror. Plus, a special skill involving flickin' the world's most finger lickin' chicken!  1. The ConCon mea culpa 2. Power Moves and book week musings 3. Chicken Flickin’ Good - Special skill 4. Hamish’s flattering mirror 

Andy's followed up on one of ConCon's most important factors: the biscuits. The boys revisit Random Rob, a game they vowed to play only once every 10 years. A three man fact shoot out ends in disappointment, with three of the worst ever facts presented. Plus, the guys try speed undressing for themselves.  1. ConCon biscuits call 2. Random Rob - 10 years on 3. Fact shootout 4. Speed undressing challenge 

It's one year since Jack promised to doorstop the CEO of Mars, and it's never happened, so Hamish & Andy bring the door stopping to him. Bec caused a ruckus on a family holiday in Fiji when she lost her ring, and the guys tackle one of the most important parts of ConCon: The Biscuits. 1. Jack doorstops the CEO of Mars 2. Bec loses her Oura Ring 3. Extreme empaths 4. ConCon biscuit chat 

Jack's been caught out weaselling again in what can only be described as the biggest weasel trap ever set on the show. Andy's looking a little too happy, so we bring on some listeners to upset him. A extended voice mail from a friend leaves Andy in a sticky (or stinky) situation, and ConCon's location is finally revealed. 1. Jack’s hoarding more jackets 2. Upset Andy 3. Andy leaves an embarrassing voice mail 4. ConCon location reveal 

A salacious headline about Hamish being in a police investigation sets the guys up to play another round of Salacious Headlines. Multiple bids have come through for a ConCon location, and Andy comes in with a brand new Song Sleuth involving an Australian classic. Plus, listeners try their best to tell the guys someone they haven't thought of for a while.  1. Salacious headlines 2. ConCon bidding locations 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Turning to look at a fancy car 5. Song Sleuth - Up There Cazaly 

Hamish had a hilarious Uber ride involving a driver listing all of his gripes with the Logies, plus an expert at Impulse Buyer Psychology sheds some light on Hamish's problem. Our extreme empaths delight us again, and  a listener thinks they can listen to the podcast at 3x speed.  1. Hamish’s Logies Uber ride 2. Inside the mind of an impulse buyer 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Podcast speed listening 5. Gruff pays a visit 

Anji joins the show to vouch for her partner, who petered out of the show after claiming he could get completely undressed in less than 2.5 seconds. Andy makes a discovery about toasters that he puts to the test in Experimental as Anything, while wrapping up some Loose Ends in the meantime. Hamish brings back the Moonwalkers for a quick update, and we bounce around some location ideas for the upcoming ConCon. 1. Return of the speedy undresser 2. Experimental as anything - toaster time 3. Racing Sonny in the moonwalkers 4. ConCon location suggestions 

The emails have absolutely flooded in for ConCon, so the guys talk about the logistics around the big day. Paris 2024 is underway, and the boys have noticed a few humorous things going on with the games. We hound the Mint with requests for a coin, and Jack's weaselly ways are put under scrutiny once again.  1. Con Con expressions of interest 2. Extreme empaths 3. Paris 2024 observations 4. Your emails to the Mint 5. Crows stealing golf balls 

Hamish finally receives the Moonwalkers and shows the guys his amazing new walking speeds, the guys come up with the idea for ConCon: A Worldwide Tax Deductible conference that all of the listeners are invited to. Chit Chat Champions is back with a twist, as Marg Lee and Kerri Blake take each other on for a special Mum edition. Plus, Jack's bashful about mentioning you-know-who, but keen eared listeners have found some damning evidence against him.  1. Moonwalkers first test 2. Power moves 3. Worldwide conferences 4. Chit Chat Champions - Mums edition 5. Mr. Ralph on the radio 

Hamish has some big questions for the guys about tax deductions and wants to speak to an accountant about what you can and can't hypothetically, maybe, claim. Jack snubs the show once again on his popular radio show, leaving the guys unsure of what they mean to him. The CEO of the Royal Australian Mint speaks out about the ambitious coin saga, and we welcome a self-proclaimed hex key hero to test his special skill.  1. Hamish’s tax test 2. What does #6 mean to Jack? 3. Hex key hero - special skill 4. The CEO of the mint speaks 

Hamish's moon boots have arrived, so he takes them out for a spin to see just how fast he can walk. Andy launches a new segment trying to get to the bottom of the small truths in life, plus a commercial pilot joins the boys on air to talk about shaky landings. George from Seinfeld might be ripping off the show, and Hamish's wife Zoe thinks she has a fool proof way to ward off demons.  1. Moon walker boots arrive 2. Soft truths 3. Pilot Josh talks shaky landings 4. Limes to ward off demons 5. Jason Alexander’s bell 6. AI temperature check