Cry-borg 009

We were warned not to, but screw it! We watched all of the Conclusion: God's War arc! It was bad and we regretted it very quickly. Don't watch the God's War arc.

Ryan joins us for the final episode, "When You Wish Upon A Falling Star".  009 finally has to take down Black Ghost, and he and a friend have to make a sacrifice. It's been a good ride, folks.

We're joined by Tessa for episode 47: "Rise of the Demon"! 004 gets crucified and Black Ghost pilots a giant death statue! Topics discussed include Cave Story again, Mick's Dildo House, mystery episode, interchangeable sisters, sudden good voice acting syndrome, an incredible discovery, bread and circuses, green slime, is this stone?, square 002s, boat from nowhere, behind the black, so much goo, Gilmore does a Clue murder, Beetleborg tangent, getting a-head, murder is good actually, dumb words, war crimes shopping carts, sad straight person yell, and being Good At Podcasting

We're joined this week by Marty for episode 36: "The Underground Empire". The cyborgs get split up, with 3 getting captured, 5 getting hypnotized, and precisely one in any position to do jack all.  Topics discussed include meeting your new dad, Switch impressions, anthill empire, death football, Mario physics, convection is for nerds, 002 crashes the global economy,  het problems the anime, yummy noises, cybermen, warnings regarding stairs, anticlimactic entrances, and THE ABSOLUTE BOY.

We're joined by Teddy for episode 45: "Goodbye My Dolphin". The cyborgs lose their ship as they infiltrate the underground empire of psychic roman-ish humaniods who are being ruled by Bogoot and Black Ghost. Oh also there's an underground empire of roman-ish humaniods. That gets sprung on us.  Topics discussed include Bubsy's back, the need for framing devices, hypno lizard doms, quintuplets, too trusting 009, and the sexiest lizard (it's Gex).

We're joined by Maxie for episode 44: "Nightmare of Van Bogoot"! Mystery woman has a sister, and 008 gets an upgrade! Topics discussed include shitty rich person stores, steven bomb, amphibious friend, 009 the angel of death, 004 finally cracks, stairs pervert, 002 the non-asshole, Maxie sends a Mt. Lady, 2002 internet jokes, cyborg scout cookies, basement ER, fishman 008, Colorado job offer, technical difficulties, Van Bogoot's bad aesthetic, apple game or thrones, shittier black ghost fight, too much pink energy is dangerous, seeing double, and intense discourse typing.

We're joined by Jess for episode 43: "Old Friends"! It's the beginning of the end, folks, and 009 meets some people from his past who aren't too pleased to see him. Topics discussed include lighthouse town, car boys simulator, phantom sneeze, pandas of the sea, exploding planes, Top Gun without volleyball, crack open an old freind with your cold boys, old man news powers, posing as straights, Ocean's 007, old ad campaigns, I'm hunting thunder lizards, 003's palette swap, improbable timelines, I'm cyborgin' here, working for EvilCorp, shittiest cyborgs, titty lion, swerve into Totally Reprise lane, the lion who howls, and nobody loves 009.

We're joined by Lev for the conclusion of the mutant assassins arc, "To Tomorrow"! 009 has to be rescued from the bad future he got sent to, and Cain remains just the BIGGEST asshole imaginable. Topics discussed include ghost hospital, weeb stories, ska and ska culture, nipping Mei in the bud, too impatient for EarthBound, neck-thickening tube, 009: drama teen, YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL, a horrible mental image, Gamo has a point, grandpa slap, everyone's a quantum physicist, baked Alaska, everything is Sonic, Cain is a psychic top, dunking on Linux, Marty McFly syndrome, an Mark has some technical difficulty.  Remember to follow the official twitter for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon!  Mark’s blog Mark's twitter Sean’s blog Sean's twitter Lev's tumblr Lev's twitter 

We're joined by Marty for episode 41: "Future Fury"! Lena and 009 are stuck in the future, and Mai hatches an idea with the rest of the 00 team to bring them back. Topics discussed include a quick recovery, SEAN! DIGS! GI-ANT RO-BO(TS)!, Mark does a Merlin, dumb time conversation, Sonic CD, airzooka powers, the Totally Reprise/Cry-Borg 009 crossover, a breath of fresh 002, congraturaisins, hidden ability: callous dumbfuck, jangles the moon monkey, Kozumi's evil twin, post-apocalypse supply questions, and an extended bad dad discussion.  Remember to follow the official twitter (twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Mark is out of the hospital and Cry-Borg is back! We're joined by Teddy for episode 40: "Gamo's Revenge". In this episode we get to see some truly questionable parenting and 009 gets sent to the future with one of the assassins! Topics discussed include becoming a cyborg, Nintendo money-haters, There Will Be McCree, Stevenbomb talk, most upsetting opener, openly psychic, card games on motorbikes, laughter is the worst medicine, Dahir Insaat, truly terrible outfit, bad metaphor chess, spoken word Journey, hell valley sky tree, teamwork is OP, incredible psychic dunking, genetically discombobulated meme animal, and the uselessness of Wikipedia.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitt

Sean and Marty once again watch an episode of Medabots, this time episode 2: "Return of the Screws". After winning his first battle, Ikki finds out that Metabee has some... obedience issues. Topics discussed include cop D. Va, surprisingly dark kid's game, Ikki's waving hand, robot reading the paper, anime cool boy pose, a mountain of a man, pringles principal, how do I rotate text in ms paint, the wu-tang clan, the Jimmy Neutron squad, spiralbound laptop notebook, medabots are tiny, robot needs watermelon badly, like 20 nerds, reverse heartwarming, spider-Erika, and Bastion fucks.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Sean is joined by Johnny this week as they watch Lupin III Part II episode 85: "ICPO Secret Directive"! I mean apparently this "secret directive" involves a ludicrous drama department budget, but whatever. Topics discussed include filling the zelda-shaped hole, overwatch vs. machine, rayman pronunciation, Sean loves old anime, smoking is cool, Soda Popinski, sub differences, the intricacies of beverage glasses, Lupin III: Secret of the Ooze, tower defense jewelry store, pull some Totally Spies shit, a villain grows in Brooklyn, NYC ghost town, Jigen mis-aligns his QPUs, crunchyroll is drunk, the blindness is unrelated, the best joke buildup, pervert David Blaine magic, and the tiniest bra.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270   Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable John

Welcome to the second week of filler, everyone! This week Sean and Jess watched an episode of Lupin III Part II, "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin", and frankly I don't think any plot summary is able to cut it for this one. Topics discussed include the random Lupin generator, a hell of an ep, can't jack it to Code Lyoko, a non-hit and run, top down in Sweden, obviously evil doctor, do not trust this woman, working in a TMBG reference, vampire confusion, only when it's funny, pew lounging, from good to great, nephew cronies, back at it again at perfectly symetrical violence, we both lose our goddamn minds, a woman is a lot like a robot, 1970s drone, "bad science man", transformer technology, cheap safes, mystery disguises, romantic of the year, and a somehow even more insane next episode preview. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tum

Mark is sick, so Marty and Sean take the chance to talk about a completely different anime, Medabots! They watched episode 1: "Stung By A Metabee", wherein a young boy swallows his pride and buys a really crappy robot! Topics discussed include a brief history of Medabots, network confusion, red jacket wasteland, Fire Emblem talk, immediate kids show death, Cooldude McFuckup, the dorkiest robot, best character, pokemon romhack, robots = smartphones, preteen angst, Mark is most of Sean's impulse control, apron confusion, Marty make an anime error, alligator dog, poor edit jobs, the glam rock appears, a pretty chill dub, Magician's Red but a robot, zen chicken advice, bionicle friends, plot device-o-clock, Sean makes some throat sounds, and the end of Medabots gets spoiled.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.

Jess joins us for episode 39: "The New Assassins"! An old foe of Gilmore's has introduced a new threat for the cyborgs! Topics discussed this week include quick turnaround, Thimbleweed Park, failed the weenie test, watching ahead, they remembered there was a plot, evil Curly, efficient jubilism, screaming at old people, high fashion, psychic murder, audio issues, intercontinental bus trip, failed their stealth roll, shitty art museum, Dark Astro Boy, undeserved dunks, 002: child puncher, Sean gets a phone call, my pet the assassin, jerky boy, Staraptor gijinka, and Young Oldman.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.

We're joined by Tim this week for episode 38: "Black Ghost Lives"! In this episode, we learn of the origins of the Black Ghost organization and how Gilmore came to be a defector. Topics discussed include guest fight, deep in the Zelda pit, M Bison's zombie brother, Gilmore's mystery origins, Brown Ghost, car heart, illegal science, hair-to-land missiles, new worst outfit, robot longhands, thrice dead 002, resigned to evil, decorative tube people, psychic powers are real and terrifying, Mark's pee pills, his first word was vengeance, quiet dignity and grace, a 180 in the tone of human harvesting, a quick JoJo aside, ready to punch a baby.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twit

Teddy joins us for episode 37: "The Night of the Star Festival"! This is kind of a weird nothing episode, with some thrown in mom confusion from the hosts and guest. Topics discussed include: Sean broke down, the fuckability of Zelda, the moment the show became art, old man weeb, His Voice's return, annoying child characters, the rust factory, Al Capone men in black, HD disposable camera, and all just a dream (except not).  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Lilly this week for episode 36: "The Frozen Land". A freak cold snap in the mountains and heat wave in the city are interconnected somehow, and the cyborg team are there to investigate!  Topics dicussed include an extednded Jerma riff, continued Zelda quest, all the consoles, OoT with dogs, Tintin x Mickey Mouse, Strong Bad RP, the best and brightest, perfect Japanese, all it needs is some wizards, slightly west of sober, THIS IS YOUR AKIRA TETSUO, imported cold, bad snake radio, master of disquise, and the Totally Spies vs the Cyborgs.  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com Lilly's twitter: https://twitter.com/bitsplaze

Sean and Mark are joined by Maxie for episode 35: "The City Of Wind".  The cyborg team comes across the ancient city of El Dorado, and meet the security left behind.  Topics dicussed in this episode include Sean's Zelda backlog, Ducktales talk, Gladstone Gander is an asshole, Wild Wild West jokes, Mark's pun sin, the Lapras of the Lorelei, one design for ladies, those with no excuses, no genocide mention, 003 is useless again, rock throw contract, 007 and Catholicism, 009 the gullible, the boy who cried ziggurat, gol is aluminum, Sean has become 007, Cotton Hill colossus, 003 won't hesitate, calling your attacks, everything's a robot, no dick since the conquistadors, a robot built to be lonely, and the most depressing ending.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Maxie's blog: http://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/ Maxie's twitter: h

This week, Sean and Mark are joined by Marty for a rather hastily recorded recap of episode 34: "The Pharoh's Curse". An ancient virus threatens to cause a global pandemic, and it's up to the cyborgs to put a stop to it. Discussions this episode include Sean being a witch, incontinent cartridges, buff Gerudo lady, background JoJo, Doctor Koala, not how viruses work, they stole all the flowers, Shay D. Character, not how vaccines work, the best comedic beat, airplane mansion, 003's finest hour, pickle lid door, marginally fewer deaths, not how antidotes work, and Mark has heated Teen Titans opinions.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Mart