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In today’s episode, Ricki-Lee reads out a listener’s epic college sex fail that you won’t believe. What started as a wild night quickly turned into a disaster when a spanking session went terribly wrong—leading to a painful self-inflicted nutshot! But that’s not all... things took an even more awkward turn when his girlfriend ran into the bathroom, only to find his roommate mid-‘session,’ pants down, caught red-handed. It’s safe to say no one came out of that situation unscathed. Tune in for the hilariously cringe-worthy details!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy TGIM! Ricki-Lee’s fresh off her first iconic show at Sydney’s Enmore Theatre, and we’ve got all the best bits from her big night. Plus, are you a proud Ben? Because 800 Bens just came together for the most random event ever! We’re also diving into your hilarious messages in Mailbag and cracking up at an Aussie TV presenter who just cannot pronounce a simple word. In the Glossys, has Scooter Braun finally mended things with Taylor Swift? We’re breaking it down. And, brace yourselves for one of the strangest love stories—a woman who’s been in a relationship with a Boeing plane wants a divorce! Oh, and by the way, according to research, we're not making enough babies. Is humanity doomed? Plus, all the big moments from the Emmys, because we’ve got you covered!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever heard of someone dating a plane? Well, meet Michele Kobke, a woman who was in a nine-year relationship with a Boeing 737-800, affectionately called "Schatz" (which means ‘darling’ in German). After falling for its wings, winglets, and thrusters back in 2014 at Berlin Tegel Airport, Michele even dreamed of marrying her beloved aircraft! She spent every night with plane parts or a model version, but after nearly a decade together, the two have called it quits. Don’t worry, they’re still friends... but it’s safe to say this is the most unexpected breakup you’ll ever hear about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show, Ricki’s found the absolute funniest videos of kids innocently mistaking words for swear words—like "Volvo," "Fork," and "Witch." It’s priceless! Meanwhile, Chinese public toilets are getting a serious tech upgrade with urinals that can scan your urine for health problems. Oh, and speaking of things getting upgraded, Joel won’t stop talking about how he’s checking out Titanique the musical tonight. He’s so excited, but seriously, we get it, Joel! Then, we dive into our new music finds with New Music Friday. But wait, Joel’s reminding us again about Titanique... it’s happening, people. In our Glossy’s, the Dave Grohl drama continues—his situation with his wife just got a whole lot messier. Oh, and did you hear? A new sculpture of Queen Elizabeth II has been commissioned in Northern Ireland, but critics are saying it looks more like Mrs. Doubtfire. And before Joel can tell us again about Titanique, we share the wild story of a man who went to the doctor for an x-ray after a nasty fall... only to

Welcome to another addition of our Dirty Bits podcast! In a bizarre and unprecedented medical case, a man was rushed to the doctors after suffering severe pain and a nasty infection… in a very delicate area. What they found? A bacteria commonly linked to food poisoning—bacillus cereus—had somehow made its way to his pecker! This bacteria is usually found in foods like rice, milk, and spices that have been left out too long. But here’s the twist: after a bout of diarrhoea and vomiting, the man engaged in a vigorous session, causing the infection to spread. It’s officially the world’s first case of food poisoning… down there. You won’t believe how this happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our next guest is none other than the Aussie legend herself—Missy Higgins! The ARIA-winning, chart-topping singer-songwriter joins us to chat about celebrating 20 years since The Sound of White and her massive tour. Plus, she’s got a brand-new album, The Second Act, and trust us, it’s a must-listen. Oh, and you know we couldn’t let her leave without playing a thrilling round of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you off the water? One woman developed over 300 kidney stones after replacing it with a certain popular drink—you won’t believe what it is. We break down all the wild moments from this year's MTV VMAs, plus we’ve got updates on Dave Grohl’s messy relationship situation in our Glossy’s segment. Oh, and how about DJing in the nude? It happened at a religious festival in Madrid! To top it all off, the incredible Missy Higgins drops by to join us for Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to our first official DIRTY BIT! Things that may be a little too inapprops for our live show, so we now have a place where it can go... in our 'Dirty Bits' podcast! Send yours now on our socials! Kids can say the darnest things. This cute little kid wrote a nice card for her friends and family! Turns out (to adults), it's not as sweet as this kid thought it would be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If this isn't a reminder to drink some water, we don't know what it is. A 20-year-old woman refused to drink water because she wanted to drink something more 'trendy'. As a result, she developed over 300 kidney stones. Find out what the drink is now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re gearing up for the VMAs tomorrow, and Ricki takes us through the most iconic moments of all time—from jaw-dropping performances to unforgettable speeches. Then, we dive into the latest in politics as we break down the fiery debate between Trump and Kamala, and in our Glossy’s, Taylor Swift’s big endorsement for Kamala comes up. Oh, and wait until you hear what some American kids thought were bubble wrap… turns out, they weren’t!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up, bro, because today’s show is packed with some wild moments. First up, we’ve got the cutest little Italian kid throwing a tantrum, and it’s way more entertaining than it should be. Then, we’re all about Raygun, who just scored a #1 spot—on what? You’ll have to listen, true bro. Plus, ever heard of getting fired after saving someone’s life? Yeah, that happened... and it’s pretty messed up. We dive into how the boss couldn’t handle the recovery time. Also, can you believe James Earl Jones spent just 2.5 hours recording Darth Vader? The legend was quick with it, bro. Joel opens up about a scary moment last night when two men showed up at his place, leaving him fearing for his life. Oh, and by the way, Fyre Festival is making a comeback... are we doing this again, bro? On top of all that, we talk chicken sashimi (yep, you heard that right). And to wrap it all up, we’ve got the Disney edition of Joel Jivin—it’s magical, true bro.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last night, Joel experienced a truly frightening moment when two men showed up at his home while he was alone, leaving him fearing for his safety. This unsettling incident follows a previous scare about a year ago, when someone tried to steal his beloved dog, Girlfriend. Joel opens up about both events and how they’ve left him feeling vulnerable in his own home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Festivals are coming back! But should we bring back every festival? Remember that Fyre Festival controversy. Guess what? It could be coming back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show, Tim admits to some free family fun over the weekend that left him feeling just a little bit embarrassed (but, hey, it was free!). We also check in on the two astronauts still hanging out in space—yep, they’re still up there. Then, we get into the deep stuff: Why do you go to work every day? Well, Whoopi Goldberg’s reason is peak Whoopi, and we’re all here for it. Plus, research has finally confirmed the best and worst songs to play during sex, and let’s just say, BPM matters way more than you think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We explore how a song's BPM can make or break the mood. Find out what tempo works best and which tracks you might want to avoid during your next intimate moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a lineup today! First up, we dive into the shady side of life—how did you find out they don’t like you? A body language expert spills the tea and now we’re all paranoid. Plus, Ronan Keating calls in to announce his huge new gig here in Australia, and Ricki-Lee’s jumping in on the action too! It’s New Music Friday, so expect some bangers… but if you’ve got a fear of nails, you might want to skip the part where we chat about Benny Blanco’s terrifyingly artistic claws (seriously, they could make you hurl). And, in the best “what the f?” moment of the day, a woman bought a croissant lamp from Temu… except it’s just a regular croissant covered in resin. Naturally, this led to the most ridiculous game ever: ‘Temu or Timu’—can you guess which item is real and which one Tim totally made up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, we’re joined by Irish superstar and ex-boyband member Ronan Keating, who dropped some exciting news—he’s hitting the stage at The Park on Crown Oaks Day this November 7th! And to top it off, our very own Ricki-Lee is set to perform as well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s show is packed, let's go! First up, we ask what you were born with after hearing about a baby born with two fingernails on its thumb! Then we’re off to Japan, where you can rent an old man for less than $7—because why not? We also chat about the craziest movies you’ve seen, including this Amy Adams flick, Nightbitch, which sounds… well, awful. Plus, how boring are you if you need a divorce from yourself? One woman is finding out! And in a bit of cheekiness, we hear how Katy Perry rewards her hubby for cleaning the house—it’s definitely X-rated. Celia Pacquola also joins us fresh from a new season of Thank God You’re Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our next Quick Draw guest is an award winning standup comedian, writer and actor. She’s featured in films, won Dancing with the stars and even had a baby! And she’s back for Season 6 of Thank God Your Here! Please welcome Celia Pacquola!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only in 2024… A 36-year-old woman in London made headlines last year when she married herself. But now? She’s bored and wants a divorce! She’s even attending couples therapy... by herself. The big question is: how boring are you? We dive into this ridiculous story and try to make sense of it all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.