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Lost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip

Lost most of the audio, so enjoy this clip

Pre-Virus recording from October 2019. Gabriel and Diana run through +10 ed stories in an hour and half. Also, Diana reports on VIPKids. And as always, snacks.

A new studio and new recording device combined to nearly destroy my fragile mind when half this episode was lost and the other half made almost unusable because of ambient noise. All that said, if you make it through the first 15 minutes, this becomes one of our most poignant discussions and the funniest D Report.

49: The Lost Tapes: I Wipe My Own A$& by Z to A Productions

On this episode of Homeschool is Where the Heart Is, we invite a fellow holler homeschooler in to discuss the importance of safety, purity, and faith in our practices.

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**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Another solo night of snacks, drinks, and cursing the name of Misguided-Michelle Rhee, Scott hit-him-with-a-Walker, Busted Betsy and DATA. Fuck ‘em all. And a big double bird to Pearson, Heinemann and the Gates’. (The rant gets strongest past the 25 minute mark) Plus, Gabriel’s patented 3-Step model to fixing all education. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY

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**Email your vote for the winning snack at dullcrayons@gmail.com** Tony from the Bronx joins Gabriel for the vaunted cracker quadrant, where first ever snack bracket winner, Fig and Honey Triscuit, emerged from just a year ago today. Also in the ep: the broad graveyard of podcasts, porn in the classroom, and bye bye to Last Chance U. GROWTH VERSUS PROFICIENCY

Sorry Dullards, I lost my audio track for the first half of the ep, so it does give the impression I recorded my lines underwater. But at least mother of the pod, Ellen, and father of the pod, David, come across crystal clear in their first bracket. Doritos, Cheetos, and Play; it’s a goddamn ASMR masterpiece. And listen to Will’s Band of the Week http://www.willsband.net/

44: SNACK BRACKET 2019 - Oreos Oreos and Disney, what more can you ask for? And for more Disney, head over to our friends at The Disfunctional Podcast with RJ and Adam. https://soundcloud.com/thedpodcast/093-dianas-disney-story

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Diana and Gabriel check back in on the flight path of the WeGrow school (and no, they are not yet in their complete nose-dive, they are still arcing towards the sun, much like a young Icarus). Plus, the In-names for kids this season, an inside look at charters in New York, and a SNACK BRACKET PREVIEW!!!

***Emergency Declaration is now in effect*** Yes, this is it; this is what we have been building and working towards for months; it’s al coming to fruition now. You will now experience, over the course of the next two hours, the abject horror that is the student loan debt crisis. From its humble beginnings in the 80’s and 90’s, to its growth spurt during the Great Recession, to its civilization ending proportions today, this is the full and unabridged story. In addition to explaining the problem in depth, Gabriel and David discuss the villains behind the problem, the criminal negligence on the part of the federal government, and the lying liars that propagate the myth that the crisis is itself a myth. We also address the final, and completely necessary, solution to the crisis: forgiveness.

In our most important episode yet, Willy and Gabriel discuss the staggering wage gap for teachers around the country. (Tears are shed, personal finances are shared, pregnant pauses abound, and at one point Gabe gets so frustrated he drops the dreaded R-word… it’s worth listening for that alone.) Also, our first ever LIVE call-in show!!! Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks

Like the movie It Follows, we have all been followed into the new year by demons: some dressed as people, others taking the incorporeal form of ideas. On this episode, Gabriel and Tony work to exorcise the demons of 2018 to purify the new year. These include Fortnite dancing, Betty Bitchface Devo, and the hideousness of the five-day work week. Once again, the views held on this show do not reflect those of the presenters. This show is and always has been a scripted play, written and produced by QAnon. We await silent Q’s empire. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks

Wild Buffalo Bill puts Sweet Mary Jane's whiskey tasting skills to the test in yet another game of his own making.

Gabriel and Tony from the Bronx lay a bouquet at the grave of 2018 in this In Memorium episode. Featured on Pt. 1, the actual deaths of 2018, including: Koko, Toys’r’Us, Audrey Geisel, Steven Hillenburger, and more. Join us in Pt. 2 for the ghosts of 2018 that are still haunting our 2019. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks

In the first ever Dull Holiday Spectacular, Dazzling Diana and the Kindergarten Khan sail the Strait of Messina between over-celebrating and under-celebrating in schools, deftly navigate the often ridiculous school traditions that accompany the holidays, and declare clear and decided victory in the War on Christmas. Write us a review on iTunes, contact us at dullcrayons@gmail.com Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/dullcrayons Follow #dullcrayons Keep Dull and Carry Snacks