The Ralph Report

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 29th, 2024 On today’s THE RALPH REPORT: A literary MUNCHIN’ MONDAY! Eddie’s BIG WEEKEND! The top stories from COMIC-CON! And our (spoiler-free) reviews of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 17th, 2024 On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The origin of the "speakeasy"! Meet the "Dolly Parton of chimps"! The Garmy to the rescue AGAIN! And, "One-Hit Wonder" or "Martin Short character"?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.) Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock out on a new TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL 3-D DAY! And, the newest scam ... Can AI let you talk to the DEAD?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We salute a princess on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Eddie has more DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who is "Carlos Fantastico"?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph is BACK from the HIGH SEAS! We've got a yummy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute GODZILLA'S DADDY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the TRASHIEST WOMAN EVER! Me and Mr. Pence present ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we remember the Filet O' Fish PIRATE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This episode is in the bag! Have no fear, KANYE is here! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY full of love! And, we celebrate YODEL FOR YOUR NEIGHBORS DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Want a beer that tastes like your ONLY FANS crush?! We're gonna burn this motha down with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, Shatner SINGS again! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SAG-AFTRA strike is over! Is there such a thing as TOO MANY Ghostbusters?! And, do you LOVE you car?! No ... I mean REALLY love your car?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie teaches Ralph about REINCARNATION! Is POLYAMORY for you?! And, meet the WORLD'S WORST PERSON! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, today's the day to CLEAN OUT YOUR COMPUTER! (Yes, even those pics from that file.) And, hear the story of the WORLD'S GREATEST PRIVATE DETECTIVE*! (* of all those without arms.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Here's the story of TV TUNES TUESDAY! More chances to win BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM! It's a CITIZEN OF THE WEEK for the ages! And, we love you on LOVE NOTE DAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another creature in Australia that wants to KILL YOU! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY party song! And, HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Subscribe: www.patreon.com/theralphreport