Tad Strange

When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.I knew this day was coming, but I still never expected it.  Thank you all for your love and support over these past 38 episodes.  Stay Safe.  We Love You.-Trever, Matt, Joe

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 And they're coming for your livestock.  In herds.  Droves.  Trains.  And Planes.  They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it.  Do not resist.  Simply Persist.  Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders.  They will not eat you unless you get really annoying.  Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mountain radio station.

An exploration of the funniest jokes and deepest meaning hidden in one of our all-time favorite shows.  In this episode, we analyze Tourist Trapped, the episode the first introduced us to the world of Gravity Falls, Oregon.  We consider whether or not this episode served its purpose as the first episode in the series and what takeaways we can gather concerning the fictional world, the amazing characters, and maybe even some life lessons.

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Somebody once told me something.  But I forget what it was.  I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.Fin.

 What have I become, my podcast friends?  Every joke I make goes away in the end.-Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninja

I don't know what it means either.

Have you or a loved one been wronged in the past by a bunch of dumb old rich people.  Call 1-800-LUMBERJUSTICEThat's 1-800-586-2375-878423Just try it.Trust me.

Soos is a cyborg now.  Or he's fighting cyborgs?  Or he's eating cyborgs?  I'm not sure anymore

Trever's Headphone feed on his life essence.  Matthew's computer does not.  Flesh bags feed his audio.  Electricity is the past.  Bodies are the future.  Accept your power.Sincerely,The Very Real Chairperson of GMEP (Grandparents for More Electric Power)

There are few mysteries more complex than the Pizza-guy-possibly-wearing-or-being-an-animatronic-but-also-running-a-store-for-children-where-people-throw-pants-at-badgers-while-being-badgered-get-it-its-a-joke-haha-laugh-now-please-okay-love-you-bye.-Ronald Heffinbacker, 32 minutes before his untimely death at the hands of a mechanical badger.

There are few things that scare us. We made a list.1.  Children.2.  Funky music outside our doors.;2b.  Soy-based calculators'F.  Soy-based children.5.s.2.  Lists-based musical calculators+_=You are here.  They are here now too.  We are here.  Listen.  List3n.  L3s+en.  li_te+.  l-s+eN{}  LISTEN

There's absolutely NOTHING like a hole in one!  I have tasted the sweet nectar of immortal glory and now the drabs of our pale existence pale in comparison to the pale golden glow of victory.Love,A socially-inept minigolf expert.

There are few horrors the eyes cannot comprehend.  The mind.  Is a different story.  Welcome to Tad Strange.

Once a beautiful brusselsprout garden, the mouldy hillside was now nothing but a love letter to his Ernest Hemmingway attempts to create meaning from madness, blood from stone, water from snow.  This is the hill and metaphor upon our beloved Trever died this week.  Sleep well you sweet petunia.

There are few things more powerful than zombies.  One of those things is sleep.  Your three tired boys enter back into that strange place between places, that paradigm of unseen expressions, the spectre of digitized immortality.podcasting.enjoy the show.