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Sinopse

The Sports Borts Podcast brings in guest comedians and interesting people outside of the sports world that are not expert sports pundits but have passionate feelings about sports culture. It's sports talk for people who think "Sports Talk" is dumb as hell. Hosted by Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez.Email us questions, comments, or pictures of yourself at a game kissing someone you love right smack dab on the lips, here: sportsborts@gmail.com

Episódios

  • "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" (Repost) - A Borts Original Christmas Movie

    23/12/2022 Duração: 01h16min

    Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (originally published in 5 parts-December, 2020) is a scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all--including an inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance'--until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Christmas Borts - "Saying Yes To Christmas"

    22/12/2022 Duração: 40min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Saying Yes To Christmas" a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "A magical Christmas wish makes a career-obsessed June (Erika Prevost) say “Yes” to every invitation while she’s home for the holidays. But when an old flame, Blake (Romaine Waite) joins her hectic schedule of Christmas activities, past feelings are reignited. June must choose between saying yes to her career and life in the city or to her heart in her hometown." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail

  • Christmas Borts - "Falling For Christmas" Starring Lindsay Lohan

    20/12/2022 Duração: 50min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Falling For Christmas" a 2022 Netflix Original Christmas movie. From Netflix: "After losing her memory in a skiing accident, a spoiled heiress lands in the cozy care of a down-on-his-luck widower and his daughter at Christmastime." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Christmas Borts - "#Xmas"

    15/12/2022 Duração: 40min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "#Xmas," a 2022 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. From Hallmark: "When Jen gets the chance to enter a brand’s design contest, she poses a family influencer, enlisting the help of her best friend, Max, and her baby nephew. When her video is selected as a finalist, Jen is torn on whether to go on with her perfect “family” or reveal the truth. Starring Clare Bowen and Brant Daugherty." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eub

  • Christmas Borts - "Serving Up the Holidays"

    13/12/2022 Duração: 45min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Serving Up the Holidays," a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "Scarlett is an incredible chef and co-owner of an upscale restaurant. But every year, her too sophisticated and unique holiday dishes never sell because they are not considered festive enough. To shake things up this year, her best friend and co-owner buys her a ticket to a holiday cooking getaway in a beautiful villa where Scarlett will re-learn festive cooking from the bottom up, maybe find love with a handsome rival chef from her past, and regain the Christmas spirit her food–and her life– truly needs. Stars Britt Irvin and Zach Roerig (2022)." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page

  • Christmas Borts - "Angel Of Christmas"

    08/12/2022 Duração: 43min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we THROW IT BACK 7 YEARS when we recap and review "Angel Of Christmas," a 2015 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. From Hallmark: "A holiday Grinch ever since her boyfriend dumped her on Christmas, newspaper staffer Susan gets her first big break to write her own headline story -- but ironically, the story is a Christmas-themed account of her own family's carved wooden Christmas Angel -- an angel that supposedly has magical properties to bring true lovers together. Stars Jennifer Finnigan and Jonathan Scarfe and Holly Robinson Peete." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res

  • Christmas Borts - "Christmas On Mistletoe Lake"

    06/12/2022 Duração: 46min

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Christmas On Mistletoe Lake," a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "Every Christmas, Reilly Shore picks a random spot on the map to take an adventurous trip. This year, that destination is the quaint hamlet of Mistletoe Lake. As she arrives, Reilly discovers that the town’s lone bed & breakfast is full due to the town’s annual Christmas Harbor Festival. When twelve-year-old Emma invites Reilly to stay on her dad’s boat, she learns that Emma’s dad Raymond Mitchell is selling his boat and can’t participate in the festival. Saddened, Emma enlists Reilly’s help to convince Raymond to enter into the festival so they can have one last perfect Christmas on Mistletoe Lake. Stars Genelle Williams, Corey Sevier, Hattie Kragten, and

  • Christmas Borts - "Lights, Camera, Christmas"

    01/12/2022 Duração: 39min

    After a THREE YEAR hiatus, Christmas Borts is back! Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest and wildest and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Lights, Camera, Christmas," a 2022 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. "When a holiday rom-com movie shooting in her town needs a costume designer, Kerry, a local shop owner, steps into the role. While working on the movie, she rediscovers her passion for costume design and finds herself falling for Brad, the film’s famous leading man." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Jul

  • Christmas Borts - "Well Suited For Christmas"

    29/11/2022 Duração: 41min

    After a THREE YEAR hiatus, Christmas Borts is back!  Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest and wildest and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Well Suited For Christmas," a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie.  "Fashion designer Rachel Rocca (Mercedes de la Zerda) lands a spot in a design competition to create a tuxedo for one of the city’s most eligible bachelors, Brett Stone (Franco Lo Presti), for a Christmas charity gala. As Rachel begins to unthread his well-spun public image, she discovers the true reason behind his Christmas charity, and find themselves falling in love." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Twe

  • The Second Baseman Has Butterfeet (Audiobook by "Matthew Christopher")

    13/09/2022 Duração: 44min

    Ever since his carefree days playing Little League Baseball, Ezekial Stanton has dreamed of becoming a Major League second baseman. The one thing that's kept him from achieving his dream is his inability to turn a double play. Always slipping, falling over, and eating shit before he could throw the ball to first. This inability led to opposing teams giving him an unfortunate nickname, "Butterfeet," that haunted him as he grew older and got more fucked up into adulthood. Now, 36 years old and stuck in Triple A, Ezekial faces pressure from his ex-wife to pay his back alimony and he fears she might come after his most prized possessions: his dragon figurines. Can Ezekial find a way to overcome the distractions and finally get past his butterfeet issues? Or will he fold under the pressure, give up his precious dragon figurines, and succumb to the life of a deadbeat, unloveable dirtbag? Unearthed by a lovely old librarian, The Second Baseman Has Butterfeet audiobook is a fake unpublished sports chapter book for a

  • Me And My 5 Ex-Girlfriends' Dads PILOT

    06/07/2022 Duração: 47min

    Kevin is just a normal guy trying to watch a basketball game and yearning to find THE ONE when his ex-girlfriend's dad, Frank, rings the doorbell, air mattress in hand. "Me And My 5 Ex-Girlfriends' Dads" is a scripted sitcom pilot podcast that introduces the story of Kevin, Frank, and 4 more Dads of Kevin's Ex-Girlfriends that are having trouble in their lives for one reason or another and have made their way to Kevin's (rental) house. Join the unlikely crew of Kevin, Frank, Enrique, David, Ray, and Jeff on their journey to find love, acceptance, deals on wires, discounted gristle, a tax shelter, and a few laughs along the way.  ---- Written, Directed, Produced, and Edited by Ben Wietmarschen. ---- Cast Kevin - Ben Wietmarschen  Frank - Dru Johnston  Enrique - Lou Gonzalez David - Ken Beck Ray - Ben Wietmarschen Stephanie - Caroline Cotter (Stinkers Podcast) Rita - Kelly Hudson (What Are You Into? Podcast) Mrs. Bentweather - Kelly Hudson  Bella - Maggie Widdoes (Stinkers Podcast) Jeff - Ar

  • Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (Full Version Repost)

    01/12/2021 Duração: 01h16min

    Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (originally published in 5 parts-December, 2020) is a scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all--including an inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance'--until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com If you enjoyed this holiday audio movie experience, consider tipping the creator via venmo: @Ben-Wietmarschen --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • BenWietmarschenVoiceOverReel.mp3

    02/03/2021 Duração: 02min

    Fake voice-over reel.  For Voice-Over inquiries, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 5 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..."

    30/11/2020 Duração: 15min

    Chapter 5 - "Whitney, Let's Get The Heck On Outta Here..." -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 4 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Failed You."

    30/11/2020 Duração: 23min

    Chapter 4 - "Whitney, I Failed You" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 3 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, I Exist!"

    30/11/2020 Duração: 07min

    Chapter 3 - "Whitney, I Exist!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 2 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Come Back Home!"

    30/11/2020 Duração: 08min

    Chapter 2 - "Whitney, Come Back Home!" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • Ch 1 Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head"

    30/11/2020 Duração: 22min

    Chapter 1 - "Whitney, Where Is Your Head?" -- Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas is a 5-part scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop.  "It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a demented children's Christmas cartoon had **some** cuss words." -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring:  Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring:  Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom  Arthur Meyer as Dad  Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/borts/support

  • TRAILER: Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (A Scripted Christmas Movie Podcast)

    24/11/2020 Duração: 01min

    To kick off the new and improved channel for The Borts Podcast, here's a trailer for "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas," a scripted Christmas movie podcast that will be released into this feed November 30th, the Monday after Thanksgiving aka PRIME Christmas movie time! It will be released in 5 short chapters, all of which will be available to listen to bright and early on the morning of November 30th.  "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" is the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all (inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance') until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. It's like if a cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie and a children's Christmas cartoon had cuss words. Starring Kelly Hudson Featuring Dan Klein, Kassia Miller, Arthur Meyer, Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen. Written, directed, edited, and produced by Ben Wietmarschen. Stay tuned for this and more

  • Christmas Borts - "Twinkle All The Way"

    05/12/2019 Duração: 45min

    The calendar has turned to December and the BORTS have turned into CHEESY MOVIE WATCHING MACHINES. Throughout the yuletide month, we'll be watching our favorite made-for-tv Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, and MarVista and recapping them (sometimes with guests!). And if you're a good boy or girl, the Xmas Borts Elf will deliver a message at the end of the episode. HAPPY HOLIDAYS --- If you or anyone you know would like to advertise anything on Sports Borts, simply email sportsborts@gmail.com. It's a name-your-own-price situation, so don't be shy, get the word out about WHATEVER on our podcast! ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @sportsborts sportsborts@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wie

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