Roz & Mocha

Mocha’s embarrassing osteopath story. The Damnits Christmas greeting. Beyonce’s mom claims she was hacked. A Christmas store owners vented moment. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We chat online shopping, suggesting Christmas gifts & Bedtime With The Damnits Christmas edition. 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha’s FML’s, we help with nerves of moving away. Moving in with a guy. Dealing with a crappy boss and dealing with grief over the holidays. 

Dating tips from 1938. Shem has new glasses. A Helluva Story from inside a prison! Roz’s struggle with building a new BBQ. Plus, a fight breaks out at a Mariah Carey show! 

Selena Gomez is engaged to Benny Blanco. The hottest male celebs of 2024 according to Grindr. Lewis Hamilton finishes up with Mercedes. Barry Keoghan addresses his break up. 

What is our favourite midnight snack? Skills we wish we were better at. Do we stress eat? What is the most romantic thing someone has done for us?

Would you rather be trapped in a room full of the most embarrassing moments in your life or in a room where everyone knows your worst secret? What’s a “must have” side dish at your Christmas dinner? Are we the type to go to the doctor right away as soon as we feel sick? Does Roz still feel that one day he will get into a fight with Justin Trudeau? Has Drake jumped the shark?

Shem’s November recap song. We learn about the Detachable Penis Spider. Mocha takes the ‘Brain Rot’ test. Kate Winslet is done being asked about ‘Titanic’. Plus, did Tom Brady actually try the Turducken?

 ‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We re-love the 2015 420 celebrations and talk to stoned people. We chat smiling in photos, and being dumped over the holidays. 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, getting over the fear of meeting someone famous, confidence in believing you’re a good dad and how to not mess up with relationships.

Trish Stratus joins us in studio! Jack Harlow covers Elvis’ ‘Can’t Help Falling In Love’. Snoop & Dr. Dre preview new album. Plus, we learn everyone on the show needs glasses. 

Snoop Dogg has a fear of horses. Nick Cannon reveals his narcissistic personality disorder. Toronto’s WNBA team will be called the, ‘Tempo’ and drag superstar Priyanka will perform the first ever drag show in Guyana!

Would we rather speak 10 languages or play 10 instruments? What's the one toy we all wanted for Christmas as a kid? When do we start wishing people ‘Merry Christmas’? If we could put 3 musical artists or groups together for our ideal concert, who would they be? How do we motion to the waiter at a restaurant to get our bill? When Roz cooks, does he use just garlic, just onion or both garlic and onion? 

What are our winter hobbies? If we could time travel, would we go into the past OR the future? What two "normal" activities would be really weird if we did them back to back? If Shem were gay and single, would he date Damnit Maurie? Apple Maps, Google Maps or Waze?

Bunnie XO defends Jelly Roll eating his boogers. Matthew’s reaction to Damnit Maurie’s collection of Taylor Swift friendship bracelets. Lindsay Lohan & Kristin Chenoweth on ‘Our Little Secret’. Emma from The Wiggles at the Santa Parade. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We head back to 2014 when Roz was learning Spanish. We chat wishes and geography.

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML’s, how do handle work/life balance? Dealing with Christmas traditions and how do date while still married.

Roz is getting Viagra Ads now that he’s 50. The Mandela Effect of ‘I’ll Be Home For Christmas’. If we use ‘LOL’ in text, are we a phoney? Plus, If you listen to an audio book, does that count as reading? 

Jason Kelce on Christmas gifts for Taylor Swift. The conspiracy behind Jay Leno’s injuries. Two new songs from Jelly Roll. New Christmas song from Ed Sheeran. Drake Vs. Universal Music. Jude Law’s ‘The Holiday’ bombshell. Plus, Elton John on why he can’t make new music. 

How do we feel about wearing socks with flip flops? Now that Roz is 50, are there protocols in place at the studio for when he falls and can't get up? Do we like to recharge alone or around other people? Is there a TV show theme song that reminds us the most of our childhood or earlier years?