Regular Features

Log embarks on a multi-part science-fiction feature-epic, the future of which lies in your hands. Steve imagines a world in which Godzilla's big ol' dong has a happy holiday, and Matt wonders what it might be like if will.i.am were a penguin. Can you even imagine? No need! We imagined for you. Please come to our next live show! www.canalcafetheatre.com

LIVE SHOW: Joe does a Doctor Who thing because he has ulterior motives, Steve reads Wikipedia, Matt is furious about a man who had a gun, Log brings Nick Clegg back into relevance, and Gav continues to use the podcast as a means of advertising his frequently hairless arsehole.

Joe deleted the real podcast this week, so Gav went full Judge John Deed on his lilywhite ass. Meanwhile, Log bought a dog with his mum. Watch us live at your earliest convenience. We're playing at the Canal Cafe Theatre on Monday 7th August. Tickets here: https://canalcafetheatre.com/

Matt goes to France, gets sexy with cavemen, and eats pubes, I think. Gav enthralls canaries and writes totally original music. Log represents billions of men by hating this one woman. Imagine seeing all of that shite, but in real life??? YOU CAN! BUY NOW! https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one feature about cats. This week, Steve reviews several cats from a documentary he watched while cradled in the arms of fellow film critic and large-bladdered silver fox Mark Kermode. And Matt takes us all on the speed chase of a lifetime. You have to listen to believe it. Please come to our next live show, which takes place on Monday August 7th at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London. We would be engorged to see you! Click the link to find out how to! http://regularfeatur.es

250 episodes and we still haven't found a feature worth repeating. There's only one thing for it...to carry on our brave search for ANOTHER 250 EPISODES!! (but we're definitely stopping after that) Grab yourself a ticket for our next live show on August the 7th at the Canal Cafe Theatre: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interview of his absolutely tiny life, and might be dead before it was all over. Also, I think we miscounted how many episodes we had to go before the big 250 live show, so just shut up about it.

Gav is in Kenya. No one knows why. Honestly it probably doesn't even matter.

Log, Steve and Joe got together, took their shorts off and shouted into a microphone for just ages. Enjoy.

Sorry, this one's just Log and Steve talking for absolutely ages about these four things exclusively: - Idle animations - Roger Helmer - Whales - Salad Hope you're having a nice day!

Joe, Steve & Gav try their best to escape from a van that once belonged to Houdini. If you fancy trying The Escape Mobile for yourself, you can follow it around: http://theescapemobile.com/ Tell them Regular Features sent you and get a free padlock! While you're at it, why not support us on Patreon? http://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures

What happens when good boys get bad haircuts? Find out in this thrilling 245th episode of the podcast professors are calling "immensely fruity".

Matt has been on HONEYMOON, Joe wants to rekindle things with an old friend, and Log has a quiz so you can work out what type of Conservative voter you are.

You've heard him, you've smelled him, he's probably touched you. It's the best of Gavin John Bachgen-Gors Murphy, Regular Features' most reliably violent member. AND THAT'S JUST HIS DI-

In this episode, Steve gives you hot praying tips. Log bids farewell to Marine Le Pen. Joe tells the harrowing story of a man he met who bellowed an entire scream into the sky. At one point in this episode we say "homonym" when we in fact meant "homophone", d'oh!!! We love you! Details about the episode 250 live show will appear on regularfeatur.es very soon.

This week's episode ends with a feature that's good enough to show your Mum...especially if she looks like Victoria Wood. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures

Joe solves a viral mystery. Log laments fart injustice. Both read other people's books instead of really putting the work in. Gav attends.

Matt watched Watership Down and now he loves rabbits. Gav teaches unwilling students to speak French or Welsh or something. Steve continues to fascinate.

Listen, Gav forgot he was editing this episode until THE SECOND YOU'RE READING THIS. If we say anything bad about anyone, do us a favour and don't tell anyone, yeah?

Log takes us on a puppet-based snooker adventure, Joe has been watching terrible things, Steve wants us to visit a pyramid I think, and Matt walks into a teleportation device.