Regular Features

Matt and Log and Steven unite on the eve of "Britain's Worst Decision Since Spam" for a flurry of Brexit-related tosh.

Hello love, eat up this delicious podcast pie we've made if you don't quite mind. INSIDE: Gavin escapes from New York. Matt inflicts a bad television show upon himself and you. And Steve gender-swaps a ripe old Disney stinker. Live shows? regularfeatures.es T-shirts! bigcartel.com/regularfeatures

HOOT HOOT That is the sound of an owl AND one of those party blower birthday trumpets and if that's not the best summation of this episode then perhaps you would care to imagine a church doing push-ups. Come see us LIVE on April 3rd: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt

Guys...we reckon this is EASY one of our Top 6 podcasts ever. Come see us LIVE on April 3rd: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt

Are you a Joe or are you a Gav?! Come see us LIVE on March 6th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt

Hey Hey! Who wants to hear a podcast about Gav's weird penis, Joe's love of basketball and Log's new house? Come see us LIVE on March 6th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 Buy yourself a Regular Features tshirt: http://regularfeatures.bigcartel.com/product/regular-features-the-t-shirt

In what has become an annual Valentine's tradition, Matt & Gav get in a room and talk about their sad lives. (Gav mentions this story at the end of the podcast which you should read: http://iwillpayonepoundforyourstory.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/tinder-date.html)

I can't believe it but we managed to fit your four absolute favourite things into a single podcast this week: political chicanery, time travel, babyfury, and gypsum. Gee baby, ain't we good to you.

We refuse to be sad by continuing to bring comedy to you in these troubling times with the help of the God of Pranks.

We've got a real nostalgic treat for you this week as Steve "Volcano Paedophile" Hogarty for his first episode after a long, long, long absence. Also Matt and Log were there.

Joe gets a foreign email, Matt's doing a startup, Gav's seen a film and Log an art curator now. Lovely.

Matt knows about Dinosaurs, Gav punches a man in his face, Joe is there so I suppose he deserves some sort of credit for that.

Log celebrates his birthday. Steve invites you aboard Flight 2017. And Joe recounts the time Lord Heseltine never even strangled a dog. Apologies for the clipping on this one, but we all had very large mouths and lungs this day.

Santa's royally cocked up this year and forgot to deliver these three extra special feature presents straight to your audio stockings.

Matt and Log and Steve reminisce about the better days of Final Fantasy, get stuck in a leisure centre, and find clues in a go-go-dancer's dick, because obviously.

MERRY KRANGLEMAS AND GOOD WILLIES TO ALL MEN AND ALL WOMEN TOO SURE WHY NOT. The boys return to the Canal Cafe Theatre for another live Christmas special, full of delights and surprises and delights. Appearing in podcast feeds soon soon soon!

Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails. There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.

We recorded this one much later than we usually do. Do you think it's better or worse? It doesn't matter either way because it's happened now, so....

In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Log and Steve are joined by Sarah Morgan, who is a woman, a fact that did not escape us as we neglect all other aspects of her being to interminably explore her frankly extraordinary gender. Steve goes to Brussels to sort everything out using pedestals. Log buys a house. And you? You come to our Christmas Live Show, please! December 5th, 19:30, Canal Cafe Theatre, bring your faces and tighten your laces. http://regularfeatur.es

We got a man in Japan and a man on the streets of the US of A to try and make some sense of this crazy world.