Regular Features

Matt has a breakfast-based tribute to Wogan, Steve has a new job, Gav has a hot chilli, and Log has discovered a link to the afterlife. That's Regular Features. Watch the show in video form, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_Hx3DWrvU

Where is the truth? Who wants the truth? Come and get a bottle of warm truth!

This week's episode contains scenes of incompetence which may be alarming or distressing to young children. Please take care when ingesting this episode.

We're back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt's got an actual FEATURE. It's still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIXePqaoEk

What's your favourite Star Wars? *pretends to listen* There's no time for that! Listen to this Star Wars special podcast instead!

We asked you lot for your favourite features of 2015 and we stuck all the ones you picked into one lovely episode! Right, we're feeling like poop so we're off to look at the toilet. See you in 2016!

It's a Crimbus miracle! Sound the Crangle-cannon!

Matt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Guest Chris Bratt! Matt doesn't like television, Steve has a cautionary tale to share, and Chris shares wisdom from a flimsy book that's all about Tinder.

All four of the boys arrange themselves on stage for a festive show of truly normal proportions! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czSMT4lmmE

Well, well, well....look who came craaaaaawling back. You've got some nerve, missy.

When does a feature become a feature?! We're not telling you just in case you run off and start your own podcast with your smelly cousins. Madness.

If you like Steve, you're going to LOVE this week's episode. If you don't like Steve, well...um...sod off.

Quiche, get it? Just like that saying "life's a bitch!" but with quiche. What do you mean that doesn't work? I saw a towel that said "life's a beach!" once so if they can do that, we're sure as shit doing this.

Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work. Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ99Nvevxuc&feature=youtu.be

We're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It's a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCJqKgN1Fk&feature=youtu.be

Honking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It's features features features baby, and what we've got you gotta get and put it in you. This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log's good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.

Steve becomes the Rototwat's latest victim, Matt's been on the Daily Mail site and Gav brings up the past.

This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further. Follow Sean on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaptainToss Check out his cool website about games: http://midnightresistance.co.uk/

Even though our work is whimsical, we have a very serious job. We cry more than we laugh.

You can watch a video of this if you want, you big numpty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHEp9zxcKI