Regular Features
- Autor: Vários
- Narrador: Vários
- Editora: Podcast
- Duração: 382:15:37
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Sinopse
Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeating
Episódios
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435: The Gorbo Vibe
28/02/2021 Duração: 46minWhat is the Gorbo Vibe? If you have to ask, it's not for you. And if you don't have to ask, well you come across as aloof and so it's also not for you, sorry. I don't make the rules. In this ep (short for episode), Gavin starts running but runs straight into a problem with smartwatches. And Steve unlocks the power of Gorbo Powder using a big key he discovered behind his washing machine. Joe is here too, making sure nothing rude happens.
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434: Now You Sia, Now You Don't
21/02/2021 Duração: 41minI'm writing this in the bath, so I'll be brief. In this episode, Steve reports on how the newest Martian rover narrowly avoided wasp-induced catastrophe. Joe reveals he is Sia's honest-to-goodness cousin and demands access to his rightful family fortune. And Log has gone koo-koo bananas for the latest Yakuza game for the games computer. Whoops I got some suds on the podcast.
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433: Forgive My Zombie Cladding
12/02/2021 Duração: 36minA rolling stone gathers no moss, but you know what it does gather? A lot of freaking attention that's what. And the last thing we want is the police snooping around here. In this episode, Log focuses his powerful forgiveness beams onto the back of your hand until you yelp in pain. Steve uncovers the oddly dimensioned zombies Capcom refuses to include in the new Resident Evil. And Gav discovers what exactly a cladding is and what it could possibly have to do with his unattended balcony barbecue meats. Seatbelts off, foot down. Let's go.
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432: Kitt and Kaboodle
07/02/2021 Duração: 36minTuck in your elbows, lock eyes with the person you love the most, and then hurl yourself out of the nearest window, because it's time for another episode of the Regular Features podcast. In this one. Log gets a visit from his good friend Eartha Kitt. Steve takes you on a saucy Loyd Grossman adventure. Joe shares an old family recipe. And Gav emits an inaudible hum that will cook your unsuspecting sinuses in ten minutes FLAT.
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431: Offal Stocks in my Memory Box
29/01/2021 Duração: 47minRare meat raves. Pick and mix mince raffles. Room temperature offal sermons. Pig gristle quinceañeras. They all have one thing in common: they are ground zero for the aching bone rot known only as gout. Log's got it, and he's here to send us on a special quest to track down and gargle his favourite offcuts. Then. THEN. Steve tries to understand the recent Gamestop stock news. And Joe uses state of the art CGI to digitally insert himself into a classic feature from the archives. Stay safe out there.
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430: Generate My Space Teeth
21/01/2021 Duração: 30minElegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia. Steve delivers what he promises to be his very last feature about teeth. Log codes an algorithm that can generate four petabytes of bee names per second. Gav stumbles across a curious accent in The Expanse. Joe circles around us like a sheepdog.
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429: Lemon Cyberpunch
14/01/2021 Duração: 54minHey now, what's that sound, everybody look, it's a new episode of the podcast. What happens in this one? I'm so glad you asked. Steve composes his very own Cyberpunk 2077 mission. Joe escapes into the fantastic world of the Lemon Pibwobs. And Log hires a mediator to address recent bullying concerns on the podcast. Now if you don't mind. I've got to go stand over there. "Shiny Tech II" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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428: The One Where They Drink Disaronno
07/01/2021 Duração: 01h14minStrap in readers, as we carousel into the new year with a mildly irresponsible and Disaronno-fuelled special episode of Regular Features. Can we perform our features before Old Lazy Booze kisses us goodnight? Let's find out. FEATURES: Steve is interrupted by a very fussy guest. Gav tries to pawn a dirty goblin's ring. And Log has been to the opticians to get his eyes scooped out. Let's go! Credits: "Canon in D Major" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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427: Geller's Frozen Omelette
31/12/2020 Duração: 47minInternational mega-psychic and telepathic thorn in Nintendo's side, Uri Geller's back, and this time he's got an entire museum of curios for you to explore. Steve's also got something about frozen food, after he saw a bag of omelette in Iceland. Gav got bumped, HARD. See you next year, baby!
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426: Punching Secret Christmas Bees
24/12/2020 Duração: 55minNadolig Llawen, Nollaig Shona Daoibh, Happy Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza to all of our beloved multi-faith and faithless reads. In this rare FOUR BOY EPISODE, Joe is visited by a very shy old acquaintance with a guitar. Steve learns the horrible truth about what's up with all the bees. And Log successfully hosts an entire Punch and Judy show while also having an on-air mental breakdown. We'll be back next week for the last episode of 2020. Love ya!
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425: Missing Fart
20/12/2020 Duração: 46minIn this ALMOST LIVE episode, Log invites you to explore the soundscape of a reader's body, Steve's been on the hunt for his local missing dogs, and Gavin libels Colonel Sanders, then goes after Aunt Bessie for good measure.
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424: Spitballing Pizza Emporium
13/12/2020 Duração: 37minGiddy up, ladies. Log is open for business, with an entire bazaar's worth of Regular Features purchasables just for the readers. Joe investigates the origin of that big old pepperoni pizza in the music video for Eamon's 2004 hit, Eff It (I Don't Want You Back). Steve stares on, a hunger in his eyes and a sorrow in his heart.
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423: Industrial Parcel Theft
04/12/2020 Duração: 39minGav takes matters into his own hands to catch a local parcel thief. Steve invites you into the vice-addled underworld of investment banking. And Log reports live from a tide of puppies. NOTES: Steve incorrectly states that Lena Dunham wrote Industry. While Dunham directed the first episode, the show is in fact created by Mickey Down and Konrad Kay. How embarrassing for Steve.
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422: The Law of Diaper Discovery
28/11/2020 Duração: 38minJoe sets out to change a few laws with some harmless presidential bullying. Log writes his own episode of Star Trek in an attempt to derive something of worth from the wasted hours spent hate-watching the newest one. And Steve, god bless him, tries his best to simply stay out of their way. Let's go!
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421: Urethra With Us Or Against Us
20/11/2020 Duração: 36minJoe screams and howls until flying kicks are reinstated in society. Steve brings you a hands-on preview of the new PlayStation. And Log embarks on an journey right up Joe's, well, umm, how else can we put this, penois. Well, let's not waste any more time. The quicker we start the quicker we're done and we can all get back into bed.
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420: Claim Your Free Yacht Bird
14/11/2020 Duração: 35minThis episode entitles you to one free yacht, redeemable at your nearest marina. Log will tell you everything you need to know to get the most out of your new boat. Then Joe will unravel his own misapprehensions about what a bird is descended from. Then we'll break for lunch, have a think about what we've all done, and come back for more juice. Love you!
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419: Should've Gone To Dream Pterodactyl
07/11/2020 Duração: 42minDo you ever get that thing where you're just about to fall asleep and you suddenly feel yourself falling and you jerk yourself awake again? That's us, giving you a little goodnight kiss. Sorry, we just can't help ourselves! In this episode, Log dreams up an entire Steve feature. Steve is sick and tired of Specsavers sending him letters about his untested eyeballs. And Gav is a reassuring presence keeping everything from falling to pieces.
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418: The Alienest Fiverr Timezone
01/11/2020 Duração: 01h13minHey, it's me, the Regular Features Podcast. Let me open up way wide for you. Excuse me. Wow, what have we got here?! Gav has rented a Morgan Freeman voice. Joe has got the Alienest alien show of London. And Steve refuses to put his clock back, like a real time criminal. Hope you like our voices because that's all this is, baby.
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417: Haunted Space Treasure
23/10/2020 Duração: 28minWe're back to basics, stripped down, nude and unplugged. Log takes us to a haunted manor. Steve searches the cosmos for treasures untold, and Gav spends the night in a spooky, nay-spook-tastic, cottage. That's right, it's Regular Features doing what it does best: premature, mid-October ghost whimsy. Enjoy!
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416: Pubwatch Wizard Squash
15/10/2020 Duração: 58minLet us whet your ears with our special ear-whetting words. Are they whet yet? Then let's begin, baby. In this episode, Steve is chased around his place of work by a mean wizard. Joe invites us on a squash flavoured adventure of pickleball proportions. And Log reports back from yet another informative and helpful pubwatch session that's not an absolute waste of his time.