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Welcome to our October podcast! In this episode we keep talking about the things we know best...Netflix! Big L has gained a few Netflix Addictions. She took Maxine's advice and started watching Riverdale and raves all about it. She talks about the newest season of Fuller House and continues her love/hate relationship with How I Met Your Mother. Maxini is always on her Netflix grind and gives you updates on season 3 of Schitt's Creek. She clarifies the difference between the shows Wentworth and Wilfred to a very confused Big L. There's a quick promo for Nick Kroll's new show Big Mouth, Chelsea Handler's future Netflix plans, and although not on Netflix, Maxine advises everyone to watch Demi Lovato's new documentary on Youtube. Finally, a bad scary movie to get in your Halloween spirit called The Baby Sitter was rated a 7.9/10 on Maxine's scale. To keep things in the Halloween spirit, a game of Trick or Treat is played where the girls either share a Halloween themed snack or a Halloween joke. The girls play one

The bitches are back in September and better than ever! In this episode we revisit our favorite segments namely Whose News and Netflix Addictions. Maxini gives reviews of beautiful teenagers in Riverdale, stoner teenagers in American Vandal, and then actually good people on The Good Place. She laughed, she cried and she rated them on a scale of 10 stars, except for American Vandal which received a very high score of 6.9 dicks out of 10 ;). Max also dishes on her favorite movies she's seen lately rating What Happened to Monday which is on Netflix and the new version of Stephen King's IT in theaters now. Laura voices her frustrations over being 5 seasons behind in How I Met your Mother and also gives a review of a movie we previously reviewed the trailer of, Rough Night. The girls then get to kick it back in an all new edition of our favorite White Bitch game Whose News: Florida Maaaaan! The game is played the same as always guessing real or made up headlines, but this month every single one is in Florida in tr

Welcome to August! In this futuristic episode the girls explain their robotic personalities that were influenced by an interesting job interview Big L had earlier that morning. (*Spoiler* Random robot talk will be intertwined throughout the episode). The girls dish about the exciting Solar Eclipse that crossed coast to coast in the United States on August 21st! They discuss their experiences that day and fun facts about that current and future solar eclipses. Along with the solar eclipse, the girls take a dark turn and discuss the Charlottesville rally that happened earlier in the month. An important quote to take from this segment is "silence is violence". Big L and Maxini quickly change the mood around by explaining the things teenage boys have taught them. (*Another Spoiler* The girls are quite clearly not hip). Continuing the fun, special guest Nikki Bo Bikki makes another appearance on the show and plays the role of Barbara Barker in one of our favorite segments Price is Right! With school just around th

On Episode 36 of the White Bitch Buffet, ya girls kick off another summer jam packed hour for you! Maxine brings back Netflix Addictions and talks about finally watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3! She gives it many praises as it continues to be hilarious and provides social commentary on the ridiculous world that we live in. She also gives recommendations for Killer Women with Piers Morgan despite actually hating Piers Morgan's stinkin guts and Moana despite not being 6 years old. Maxini branches out of her usual Netflix black hole and gives reviews of The Jinx on HBO and Forged in Fire on the History Channel. Laura continues our Addictions segment by discussing the return of Game of Thrones (finally!!!) and reviewing The Newsroom also an HBO show. We have a real quick Sports blurb with Laura where she recaps how the championships of Basketball and Hockey went since our last episode. The White Bitch Buffet gives a tribute to Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, who committed suicide this month, and

It's officially summer!!! You know what that means? NHL and NBA finals are in full effect! Get updated on all you need to know with Big L in her Sports Talk! segment. The girls jump into one of their favorite segments, Science Biiiitch! where Maxini explains an interesting discovery based off of Albert Einstein's hypothesis! Relating to space, Big L explains a new idea scientists are testing to fight global warming. Also, a new public transportation system has been unveiled in China that raises a lot of questions for Big L and Maxini. On a different note, Big L and Maxini recognize the beginning of summer by giving you a summer movie preview on movies coming out that you should and should not see. Summer time is also concert season and the girls give you a heads up on who's coming to town. Maxini and Big L explain their weird summer hobbies. Do you have any? Let us know! We love weird things if you haven't figured that out already (this episode name should explain that quite clearly). The episode is wrapped u

In this episode of White Bitch Buffet, Maxini continues to give us an update in Netflix Addictions on the new shows that have joined Netflix. She praises the V-Power in a new show she's been watching, Girl Boss, along with updates on the greatest white bitch of all time, Chelsea Handler and her Netflix original series Chelsea. She recommends the newly aired seasons of both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Master of None. Big L is behind the times with Netflix and breaks down a quick segment of Sports Talk with updates in the post-season of the Bruins and Celtics. The girls lighten the mood with their favorite game Whose News?! Maxine keeps a score, stick around to find out who wins! After an intense game of Whose News?! the girls recognize the summer weather that's been happening in a segment rightfully titled It's Getting Hot Hot Hot! The episode is wrapped up with a PSA on the effects of drinking in hot tubs and a list of holidays to look forward to in the upcoming month of June. Catch all things White Bitch B

It's finally spring!! Join ya girls for White Bitch April and get the sports low-down from Big L on hockey playoffs and a polite mix of all other New England sports. Max dishes on all her latest Netflix Addictions rating shows 13 Reasons Why, BorderTown, Chelsea, and Schitt's Creek. She's got show suggestions for all the stoners out there and netflix addicts alike. Maxini gives her fair share of criticizm on 13 Reasons. The girls get their fave game going Headbandz, this time making up the cards to go on each others heads. Play along with the girls as they try to figure out what random object their co-host plagued them with. Laura closes up the episode with saying goodbye to school forever!!! That's right our very own Laura Beth is going to be a college grad! SCHOOOOL'S OUT FO EVA! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

EP 32 is here and ya girls have March Madness!!! Maxini kicks off this months episodes talking about the brackets that her boyfriend made her make and pretty much says everything she knows about March Madness/college basketball (which is not a lot). Although her brackets were smashed into smithereens she is still happy that she knows stuff now. Laura switches sports gears and talks about the rest of the Bruins hockey season and their chances to make it into the playoffs. Max gives her biggest movie endorsement yet and urges people to go see hit movie Get Out written and directed by Jordan Peele. Laura hadn't yet seen Beauty and the Beast but she is still so excited about it. The bitches compete head to head in a round of Family Feud Fast Money! Will Maxine finally win a round of a game? Probably not but listen to find out anyways. Maxini's favorite segment Science BIIITCH is next and the girls talk about all the latest things in 3D printing, all things from human tissue to cheese plz. Big L brings this episod

EP 31 is ya girls first spring episode of 2017! Maxini kicks off EP 31 with Netflix Addictions, giving reviews of The OA, How to Get Away with Murder, and Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, and talks about how excited she is for Santa Clarita Diet. Update!: Max watched Santa Clarita Diet and gives it 2 thumbs up cause that shit is hella funny and Drew Barrymore and Tim Olyphant are awesome in it, highly recommend it!! Big L gives an overview movies hitting theaters this spring and gets you ready for Jack Sparrow and the Smurfs to make their returns. She also hypes up the new Power Rangers movie, live action Beauty and the Beast, and Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume II. Laura talks about The Women's March in Boston that she attended and reads some of her favorite signs from the protest and the girls talk about picking your battles in a post-Trump world. The girls lighten the mood back up with a spring version of The Price is Right: Things that are green and fight head to head for white bitch braggin

The bitches recorded this episode early in late December because Big L spent the first 2 weeks of the new year in South Africa!! They start off their first podcast of 2017 reliving the horrible stories of New Year's Eve's past, and sharing horror tales of hiding smoking weed like the little hooligans that they are, now that the drug has been legalized for recreational use in Massachusetts. The girls hope to fuel your new Netflix Addictions as they discuss all of the new content coming to and leaving Netflix(and HBOnow) in the first few months of 2017. Laura kicks off a rousing game of Guess Whom: Dog Edition and may or may not kick Maxine's ass, listen to find out. The girls round out episode 30 by leading a boycott on popular food chain Chili's (which Laur may or may not have already broken)! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at WhiteBitchBuffet.com

Happy Holidays! The girls are back at it again with another jumbo 45 minute episode! It's that special time of year again and Maxini and Big L are feeling festive! A remix edition to the 12 Days of Christmas called "The 12 Days of Bitchmas" is released and Maxini and Big L list off their top 5 favorite Christmas movies. The New Year is talked about along with a new segment titled "Winter is Coming" in which Big L puts her own spin of Game of Thrones on. Their favorite game of Whose News? is played and the new emojis for the iPhone are discussed. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

Ya girls are back in November with a jumbo 45 minute ep! Max and Laura kick off the episode by recapping on the 2016 election and talking about our new American life with President Trump. They talk about the small victories of the election and ways to be proactive moving forward. Even though Thanksgiving already happened, the girls take a few minutes to reflect on all of the things we have to be thankful for in 2016. Maxini breaks down the latest advancements in gene-editing technology, specifically CRISPR, and Big L gives ya straight facts on climate change and renewable energy. The bitches let their hair down and played a exciting game of Headbanz, then they pump you college students up for the end of the semester. Coffee! Adderall! All Nighters! Juice bottles filled with wine! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

Maxini and Laura introduce the 27th episode by talking about popular term "The 27 Club" which is about a large number of celebrities dying at the age of 27. Maxini gives the run down of a few well known celebrities that are included in this "club". She continues to explain her death arrangements. With the election right around the corner, the bitches introduce Massachusetts' ballot question 1 regarding the addition of slot parlors. Now that the girls have educated you on all 4 ballot questions, they remind you to get out and vote on November 8th! Lastly, it wouldn't be an October episode if Maxini and Laura didn't play a game of 20 Questions: Halloween Edition! Listen to see who wins this round! You may hear Meaghan in the background as she listened live throughout the episode!  www.whitebitchbuffet.com 

Maxini and Laura were just plain old excited for October this year, hence the title "Yay October" lol, they start the podcast by continuing to discuss the Massachusetts Ballot questions for the upcoming November election. The bitches focus on Question 3, regarding conditions for farm animals. The girls explain what the question poses, how it would affect you if passed and give their personal opinions on the matter. The girls stay in a political tone for a bit and take the opportunity to discuss the first Presidential Debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. If you really hate politics and generally learning stuff you can skip to 20 minutes into the podcast, and catch Big L breaking down her top 5 scariest (or just Halloween) movies. Max is the real scary movie lover and she gives her list of actual scary movies that really just give her the heebie jeebies. They later give you a run down of a few different fall themed dranks ranging from Caramel-Apple Jello shots to a sangria tapped out of a pumpkin! T

September's second episode is the bitches 25th episode!! They start off the episode with a fall themed "Scary Movie Fun Time" and Maxini gives her reviews of the new Blair Witch movie as well as teen thriller Don't Breathe. Laura gives a Netflix review of Sanctum and Max dishes about upcoming movies she's stoked to see. The girls continue their breakdown of the Massachusetts ballot questions for the upcoming November election with question 2 regarding charter schools. What is a charter school?? Listen and find out!! Big L kicks off another round of the bitches favorite game to play on White Bitch Buffet: Who's News. Guess with Laura and Maxini as they try to fake each other out while describing either real or made up headlines. The girls cinch up the end of this episode by talking about a certain golden throne ;) Follow us on Twitter @whitebtchbuffet for the latest white bitch news!

During the first episode of September Maxini and Big L introduce a new segment to get familiar with during the election season where they explain question on the Massachusetts 2016 ballot. Can you guess which question they began with?... Did you guess Marijuana Legalization? Cause that's it! They continued to talk about the VMAs and performances that occurred recently. And with football season rolling around the corner they do a little Sports Talk piece. Last but not least the bitches dish about their favorite things about the season changing into fall. Don't forget to check out www.whitebitchbuffet.com and give a rating on iTunes!

The second episode for August was a lil sleepy this month. The bitches had a hard time getting their schedules to fit but when they finally did they busted out this lil ditty. Maxini kicks off the episode with indulging in her latest Netflix Addiction and gives her endorsement for hot, new show Stranger Things. She gives a synopsis of the premise with limited spoilers and encourages Laura to give it a shot as well. The girls play a round of their fave game, The Price is Right, and battle it out to guess the prices of the most random items they could fathom. The Olympics were on the forefront this month and Big L and Max break down all the games they managed to watch and realize that they really don't even know what waterpolo is. They round up the episode with the dark cloud that is the return of school season and discuss the ups and downs of professors and class schedules. Catch everything White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com!

I don't know about you, but we're feeling 22 this month. Joining us as our special guest throughout this episode is our mutual BFF Meaghan! She guest starred on our very first episode and is back for more. This episode, we break down the importance of voting even in this very bizarre, unfortunate election. We lighten the mood with a game called Guess Whom. With the month of August upon us, we customize this game of Guess Whom to a Hot and Sweaty edition, meaning our chosen people are either physically attractive (Hot) or physically sweaty. We wrap up the episode discussing our favorite or scariest dreams. Catch up with your bitches at whitebitchbuffet.com!

July's second episode is 21, Legal Bitches!! Laura and Max discuss their 21st birthday escapades as they celebrated them together but in very different ways, via a partybus vs a surprise party. The girls let the show take a more serious note as their share their thoughts, concerns and support for the #blacklivesmatter movement and their thoughts of what their peers can't stop sharing on Facebook about police brutality. Family Feud brings the show back into the sunny side of things, as Maxini struggles to name rich bitches and Big L has no idea what starts with the word "bottom." The bitches close up the show with highlight stories from their trips around the US last month, with Laur talking about the Bat Cave and Max describing drunk people falling down. Catch up with your bitches at whitebitchbuffet.com!

Maxini and Big L take the Fourth of July by storm in a top 4 segment where they explain their top 4 foods at a cookout, top 4 yard games, top 4 do's and dont's of fireworks and top 4 songs on your 4th of July playlist. A discussion about scary movies and paranormal situations occurs as well. Remember to stay tuned halfway through July for another 25 min. episode!