Negro Please Radio

This week Chris talks about playing Minecraft with Myles, Rachel Dolezal's "leaked" OnlyFans pics, the Ime Udoka situation, black 90s actresses and getting cheated on has nothing to do with looks.   Sep 30 - Vagabond Theater - Baltimore MD  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-stand-up-comedy-showcase-the-witching-hour-tickets-407149544247?fbclid=IwAR1Vg0CAuuXeEVWR0rxd_zHact3GT7gczFhkjVlnP-2OKiEqBWEswN8O4EM

This week Chris talks about throwing his son a memorable 10th birthday party, spending time with family , and overanalyzes the ridiculousness of a CLASSIC video.....Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! 

This week Chris talks about Myles staying at a friends house for the first time,  Moonfall a new Halle Berry sci-fi movie, asks which aliens would be scarier robotic or organic, going to work during the end of the world, and lastly his weekend at the Richmond Funnybone w/ Normand and a friends "Henry Hill" moment. UPCOMING SHOWS: Sep 21 - DC Comedy Loft - Hostbattle  https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/186443.  Sep 30th - Vagabond Theater - Baltimore  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/407149544247      

This week Chris talks about Myles making him feel good as a dad, not being a fan of walmart employees, hurting semi-fascists feelings, gourmet hot dogs,  and a great weekend of shows in DC.  Richmond Funnybone Sep 8-10 https://richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/5f50df54-fd87-45e7-99ef-5bcd89b257f7/af1fea16-a2d2-4c37-93f6-f39765439cc6/Mark_Normand/Richmond_Funny_Bone    

This week Chris talks about, shady insurance companies, college dorms, his weekend headlining in St. Louis at Helium and remembering initial vision.

This week I talk about Myles' first week back to school, the documents at Mar-a-Lago, a much needed lunch with my military friends, and therapist who was fired for telling black men they need therapy St. Louis Helium this weekend: https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

This week Chris talks about Myles starting the 5th grade, the great turnout at the Soul Of Cville event, and a day-by-day recap of the Normand bachelor party!  Follow me on social media: @chrisalancomedy   Shows: St. Louis Helium Aug 26-27  https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

This week Chris talks about Myles' obsession with Minecraft , he goes into detail about bombing in Fayetteville NC for 30 mins, what he learned and  watching Summer Slam high as hell and having a new found respect for professional wrestlers.

This week Chris talks about hanging out with Brian Simpson at the Richmond Funnybone, 90s video games,  AirBnB renting out old slave cabins, researchers using dead spiders to do work, and finding a new night time ritual the entire family enjoys to wind down. 

This week Chris talks about being proud that Myles is empathic towards other children, a last minute opportunity to open for the great Neal Brennan, and flying down to Atlanta for a surprise 50th wedding anniversary party, and he asks why the good samaritan who stopped a mass shooter doesn't get the national attention he should.   Upcoming shows:   Aug 4 - Tally Ho Theater Leesburg Va https://www.ticketweb.com/event/comedy-night-in-leesburg-presented-tally-ho-theater-tickets/12316235   Aug 26-17 - St. Louis Helium https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196  

This week Chris talks his trip with Myles back home to Rochester, Myles accepting his role as the big cousin. A much needed hang with Roc comics, headlining the Carlson, weird pizza toppings, Doja Cat being a weirdo and Chris says goodbye to a fellow comic, Jak Knight who recently tragically passed away. 

This week Chris has a guest, he sits down with celebrity photographer and aspiring comedian Chris "Good Knews" Cardwell. We talk about his journey into photographer, he's all about positivity, setting goals, manifesting things into your life and surrounding yourself with the right people. It was a great talk! Hope you enjoy! You can check Good Knews on social media: IG: @i_am_goodknews  website: www.goodknewsphotography.com 

This week Chris talks about getting back on track with therapy and working out, only watching scary movies during the day, Alexa will soon be able to use dead relatives voices and his take on the 1/6 hearings. 

This week Chris talks about being proud of his son for the progress he's making, a quick Baltimore re-cap, his night in Cleveland, Steph Curry and his thoughts on the Jan 6 hearings.

This episode Chris talks about his son wanting to try and tackle his anxiety w/o meds, our generation becoming the boring old folks, Buzz Lightyear, and sentient AI.

This week Chris talks about Myles' anxiety and fixation on death, he has a realization that he never allowed his dad to evolve, white kids getting shott, taser drones and the NBA playoffs.  Upcoming shows: Magooby's Jun 9-10 https://www.magoobysjokehouse.com/events/54934 Haymarket, Va Jun 11 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/live-comedy-june-11-haymarket-cakeismyfriend-tickets-346822002947  DC Comedy Loft Jun 15th 7:30pmhttps://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/169598                

This week Chris returns and talk about Myles finishing the 4th grade, remembering elementary school, and learning to help others from his dad. He also discusses the Texas shooting, his thoughts as a parent and on guns as an AR-15 owner, seeing both sides of the argument and asks why ppl blindly support cops.   Upcoming shows:  DC Comedy Loft, June 15th  Host Battle https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/169598

This week Chris talks about parenting, telling people no,  Celtics and Warriors hate,  the NBA playoffs, shady fertility doctors and the Buffalo shooting. 

This week Chris talks about Mothers Day, NBA playoffs, sports documentaries, Young Thug/Gunna indictments and hes asks why after having so much success why these guys still want to fool around with the street life. 

This week Chris talks about being yet again proud of his son, Dave Chappelle being rushed on stage, Ozark finale (no spoilers) and the significance of Nas' first album Illmatic.