Danish And O'neill

  • Autor: Vários
  • Narrador: Vários
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Sinopse

Danish and O'Neill bring you the most insane and moronic news from their lives and around the world, breaking it down in the smartest/stupidest way possible.

Episódios

  • Episode 188: Big Earl (w/ Earl Skakel)

    01/04/2019 Duração: 02h37min

    It's not every day that a guest provides their own sound board, but Earl Skakel did just that. Big Earl came on and opened up on a wide variety of topics. He told us about the time he was almost molested at a professional wrestling show. He also got into a time he felt he was #metoo'd in showbiz. He relives and reenacts a horse race from the 70's. What can't this man do?!? Does he talk about his experiences in massage parlors? Maybe. What about gambling advice? You'll have to listen to find out! Also, we put him to the test and test his voiceover acting chops. Listen and hear if he passes. Enjoy!

  • Episode 187: Steroid Nips

    25/03/2019 Duração: 01h33min

    Welcome. Danish starts out this episode by detailing how he fell down a Bushman rabbit hole on youtube. He ended up watching highlights of Bush's son play pro basketball. After that, Danish talks about making an appearance on Steve Rannazzisi's podcast, and how thanks to Steve's son, he learned a neat new term. He also describes Sam Tripoli's theory on how you can tell someone is on steroids (hint: look at the title of the show). Guy Fieri's KILLER episode of shoe shopping on Complex is dissected. After that, a listener email is read, and you must hear it to believe it. Steve Seagal's strange Australian media appearances are also described and scrutinized. We also discuss a cautionary tale about taking LSD and going to school. Shockingly, those two things don't mix. Speaking of shocking, some weirdo got a DUI while driving with a lemur and other animals, but now he wants them back. We also discuss a guy who has an emotional support alligator. Seriously. Bill Dillman.

  • Episode 186: Mother (I barely know her)

    18/03/2019 Duração: 01h49min

    Make sure to listen all the way to the end on this one! There's a surprise, and you'll enjoy it. So, stop being difficult about it. As the title of the show suggests, this one is about parenting (specifically, mothers). There are super cool parents who do blow with their kid and his friends in Colorado (allegedly). A "Dear Abby" like write-in poses an interesting question regarding family. Then, there's the tale of a nightmare Mom who went viral for trying to get her kid free swim lessons. Two different Moms freak about because people make fun of their kids' names.

  • Episode 185: Play in my Sandbox

    11/03/2019 Duração: 01h23min

    On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of different topics. O'Neill starts out by talking about a podcast he had the chance to listen to recently. We switch gears by discussing KFC's new attempt at getting attention. Then, we stay in the world of food with a story of "prankster" former pizza restaurant employee and another one about a disgruntled delivery driver. Later, an Australian sausage party is investigated, and we talk about what it means to be an autosexual. Spoiler alert, it has nothing to do with cars. We close the episode by talking about Ken Kratz, the DA from the Making a Murderer cases. We review his 2009 text messages that forced him to resign from his position. Hint, they're VERY scummy. And Dassman has thoughts about them. Enjoy.

  • Episode 184: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

    04/03/2019 Duração: 01h55min

    Due to technical difficulties, we had to start this one dry (without a theme song). We persevered and even played the theme song a little later in the show. O'Neill talked about a flat Earth documentary he saw on Netflix. Danish goes into detail about how he and his family were assaulted at the zoo. O'Neill rejoices over new information that's come out about the man who killed a mountain lion recently. Danish discusses what he learned by reading a biography about Mr. Rogers. You'll be surprised. He also later talks about reading the book Jaws. We talk about a man and his dog's harrowing battle to survive in Oregon. And, a new, flavorful beer is profiled. There's a little something for everyone. So, gather everyone in your neighborhood and listen to this one as one big, happy family.

  • Episode 183: John Little Hates Seatbelts

    25/02/2019 Duração: 02h17min

    John Little joins us on this episode. We start out by expressing sadness about the passing of Brody Stevens. We share some memories and stories about him. Later, we discuss a junior college football coach, who takes his job VERY seriously. A man is almost arrested for using a colloquialism. John expresses how much he HATES being told to wear a seatbelt and forcefully expresses his support of the US of A. Does it get a little weird? Yeah, maybe. Listen and judge for yourself.

  • Episode 182: Garage Tiger and Laundry Lion

    18/02/2019 Duração: 01h45min

    Heeeeeeeeeey-lo,On today's episode, we tackle a lot of interesting topics. There are two mountain lion related stories. One is a follow-up of the man who killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. The other is about a couple who received quite the scare. There's also a garage tiger in Houston, Texas. A woman married a zombie doll, and we discuss their nuptials. Danish does a few quick book reviews. A spicy real estate listing in Eleanor Kerrigan's home state is analyzed. There's a little something for everyone. Oh, and there's plenty of Dassman and Bill Cosby talk. Oh yeah.

  • Episode 181: The Night Hiker and Bologna Bandit (w/ Ryan Sickler)

    11/02/2019 Duração: 01h47min

    Ryan Sickler was kind enough to join us this week. There's a LOT of animal talk (it's clean! seriously!). There's a much needed P-22 update, and O'Neill sheds light on whether he was responsible for the mountain lion death in Colorado. Sickler tells tales of his friends from growing up. They're interesting fellows to say the least. We also break down a man who was dubbed the bologna bandit. The episode was a lot of fun, so just stop reading and listen to it. NOW! Why are you still here? Seriously, stop.

  • Episode 180: Big Bossman Bert (Abducted In Plain Sight)

    04/02/2019 Duração: 01h29min

    On this episode, O'Neill is fresh off his trip to Utah with Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi, Bert Kreischer, Sean Patton, and Mark Normand. He provides an update on the shenanigans that took place and sheds light on why Bert now wants to be called "the big Bossman". He also gives an injury report from the trip. After that, we talk about the Netflix documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Both the documentary and our discussion will blow your mind. Danish talks about Guy Fieri's latest venture, Triple D Nation. And that's all she wrote for this week's show. Yup.

  • Episode 179: The Detestables

    28/01/2019 Duração: 01h37min

    On this week's show, we talk a little more about the Fyre Festival documentaries. We also cover a wide range of people, who are as the title of the episode suggest, are detestable. There's a morbidly obese man who allegedly made a flight attendant wipe his buttocks. Not to be outdone, a substitute teacher tried to get revenge on the principal she hates. A British family gets thrown out of New Zealand for being awful humans. Oh, and a 20 year old freaked out cause he couldn't find a parking space while skiing. Solid episode about awful people.

  • Episode 178: Januhairy

    21/01/2019 Duração: 01h56min

    The Danish and O'Neill podcast is back in business for yet another episode. This week, we discuss a multitude of topics. O'Neill talks about two Fyre Festival documentaries he watched. A HOT new West Hollywood eatery is discussed, and the menu is scoured. A young man achieves his dream, and we break it down. Ladies, there's a cool trend in the world of armpit hair going on, so don't miss out on this one! Gary Keillor's pad is finally on the market, and we dissect an article about it. A Missouri man is arrested after getting caught with a bizarre combination of items. We also go over a love rectangle involving four cops.

  • Episode 177: Highway Chicken

    14/01/2019 Duração: 01h39min

    Episode 1-7-7. Oh yeeeeeah (said as the Macho Man). This episode has something for everyone: a man who licks doorbells, a woman who drinks out of a Pringles container, a pizza thrower, low-brow board games, Guy Fieri talk, Dass-man talk, and even a few Eric Hites updates. What's not to love? Ooooh oooh, what's love got to do with it? Oh, and as the title suggests, there's also some discussion of highway chicken. And other interesting convos that will impress your friends, neighbors, and pastors at dinner parties.

  • Episode 176: K-Hole w/ Ari Shaffir and Steve Simeone

    07/01/2019 Duração: 01h33min

    On this episode of Danish and O'Neill, we were supposed to record from a jacuzzi. Sadly, it didn't happen. We're joined by international man of mystery, Ari Shaffir, and all around good guy and pizza maker, Steve Simeone. We pick Ari's mind about his recent travels, mainly focusing on some underground bar Ari went to in Berlin. Unfortunately, he didn't make it to the dungeon. O'Neill announces what he thinks the disease of 2019 will be. Drug use is discussed, and the topic of k-holes is explored. It's a real doozy of an episode, so listen up, suckas!

  • Episode 175: Milk-shake-down

    31/12/2018 Duração: 01h14min

    Happy New Year! 2019 is DEFINITELY the year of Danish and O'Neill. Nostradamus predicted it!!!! The episode starts off with some light Evil Genius (Neftlix doc) talk and a little brief MMA talk. We hear from the Dass-man and then discuss a young Canadian boy who called the cops cause he didn't like his Christmas present. Next, there's a much needed update from a CRAZY story that took place in Canada as well. You crazy Canadians! After that, it's our first ever Sesame Street controversy!!!! Grover, you dirty devil! Not to be outdone, Chris Brown is in trouble, and we had to talk about it because it involved the illegal possession of a monkey. PETA closes out the year strong with a suggested on ban on certain animal-centric phrases. You go, PETA! As a tribute to 2018, we cover the craziest headlines out of Florida for the year. They're as good as you'd imagine, if not better. After that, we discuss a man who NEEDS to get on My 600 Pound Life. So, there ya have it. Yeeha. Yippy kay ay.

  • Episode 174: Pablo Escobear

    24/12/2018 Duração: 01h16min

    Recorded on Christmas Eve Eve, this episode will get you feeling all holly and jolly. While most podcasts take a week off, D+O put out a quality episode for you, our dear listeners. On this week's show, we feature three different animal stories, all crazy in their own right. The animals in question are a bear, sea otter, and a seagull and goose. What makes these specific and unique? Well, tune in to hear all about it. We also discuss a young woman who tragically was not allowed to fly with her pet fish. Keep the tissues handy. It's a real tearjerker. To close out a mostly animal-centric show, we talk about a poacher who received a unique sentence from a judge. Enjoy and happy holidays! Ho ho ho!

  • Episode 173: Knife in a Pool

    17/12/2018 Duração: 01h40min

    What a lovely episode this turned out to be! We opened the show with a fantastic new song. It's groovy and will make you want to bust a move like Young MC. Danish leads the show off with some tales from the road. O'Neill follows suits and talks about some things he's seen and experienced around town. There's a mega-important update on this week's show. Don't miss it! You don't want to be left out from the around the water cooler chatter. Amazon is on the receiving end a few times this episode. What's that mean? Listen and find out, ya impatient weirdo. A great story from a dollar store in Florida will change your life and how you look at others. The episode closes with a Y update and some miscellaneous topics that will have you begging for more. All in all, this episode will bring you holiday cheer. So, pound some eggnog and listen to it.

  • Episode 172: Poor Pony (shame on you, Indonesia!)

    10/12/2018 Duração: 01h07min

    Hey yo,On this week's edition of the show, we cover a lot of ground. We open with an update on Paula Deen's husband, Michael. After that, we play a quick round of "who's the better practical joker". The competition pits an older gentleman versus a high school student. Both of them a good practical joke/are kind of bonkers. Then, it's off to the wild kingdom, where we discuss two different stories about primates. They're both depressing, but one takes the cake in terms of a sad animal story. As the show title suggests, poor poor Pony. We wrap it up with a great grandmother in Texas avenging the loss of her mini horse. What a power-packed episode!

  • Episode 171: Dasslemania

    03/12/2018 Duração: 01h08min

    Danish, Dassey, and O'Neill! On this week's episode, we take a deep-dive into season 2 of Making A Murderer. It's all things Dassy (and Avery, but let's be honest, the Dasseys always steal the show). We also cover a story about Dass-man's first lawyer, Len Kachinsky. This guy is a real piece of work. He describes himself as a "cat socializer", which is another way of saying, "I'm a REALLY creepy dude." We give out the first anti-Hites award (someone who shows hard work and determination...unlike Eric Hites). We also discuss a missionary who tried to visit an Indian island, where inhabitants do NOT want visitors. Yeah. Yeah.

  • Episode 170: Smoke Detectors w/ John Little

    26/11/2018 Duração: 02h20min

    John Little joins us on this week's program. Our conversation covers the gamut. For one, John expresses his view on smoke detectors. He also gives an impromptu lesson on old Vietnamese children's toys. This leads into a discussion of the 2018 Toy Hall of Fame class! The strange "drinking" habits of Indonesian teens is discussed. An article/incident involving a miniature horse is analyzed. A crazy lawsuit in Zimbabwe is covered in detail. Oh, and an UNREAL story about a PGA golfer and an orangutan is investigated. It's a power-packed show. Listen. And then listen again.

  • Episode 169: the Beaver Barbarian

    19/11/2018 Duração: 01h27min

    Hey there. Welcome to episode 169. On this episode, Danish starts off by talking about a concert he recently attended and then gets into his experiences in a mommy and me class. After that, there's a discussion about a man, meth, and a beaver (that sounds fake, but sadly, it's all too real). At some point, O'Neill rants about a Canadian school banning the Diceman's favorite jacket: the goose feathah. There's an eye and ear opening discussion about deaf youngsters learning a hard truth in the classroom. Also, a man who wants to legally change his age and Delta's HORRIBLE customer service gaffe are delved into as well. Oh, and a "beautiful soup boy" is also discussed.

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