Danish And O'neill

Hey, you true blue beach ponies! Another luscious episode is here. Danish talks about Home Depot and the swingers club behind his place. A guy who is probably friends with the Bushman, the piggyback bandit, is really dissected. We also discuss the correct nomenclature for pregnancy. Then, a polyamorous married couple share their bed with a magician (that's a DREAM D+O topic!). Drink it while it's lukewarm.

It's episode 167! Hooray! O'Neill starts the show by describing a fart mystery that's taking place in his building. After that, we look back at a special family bond we learned about at the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. Danish then tells a story about recently having to call 911. There's some brief UFC talk! O'Neill is confronted over reports of needles and thumbtacks in candy. Does he finally admit this is happening every year?!? FINALLY, there's some Making A Murderer discussion!!!!!! Then, it's off to Scotland, where a man had a run-in with a bulldog. After that, we review a story of a 5 year old who tested positive for meth after Halloween. We end with a SAD story from a zoo in Indiana. Enjoy!

Danish and O'Neill live from the 2018 All Things Comedy festival! We got the queen of the 7-up cake, Eleanor Kerrigan, on with us, which was a BIG get! Also, Steve "Cheese Parmazissi" Rannazzisi joined us after having a VERY interesting day (we get into it with him on the podcast). Make sure to listen to the whole show (like you wouldn't anyway), but an older Catholic couple wandered into the podcast studio and tried to convert O'Neill. It must be heard to be believed!

Hey all you, trick or treaters, it is the FIRST ever holiday addition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Spoiler alert, that holiday is Halloween (I know, the title made it a little hard to figure out). We spend the episode discussing spooooooky Halloween-related topical news, and O'Neill spins some yarns about his recent trip to Spain. If you want to find out who would win in a fight: a man on a lawn mower or a man with a chainsaw, this is the episode for you. If you want to hear about aquarium hijinks, again, listen to this. Hey, we're not forcing you, just gently nudging you in the right direction.

Ooooooh yeah, it's a new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start off by talking about a sad case of child abuse (in this case, a birthday party theme that we just can't get behind). Then, it's a case of "who did it better"? It's a battle of the bus drivers! You'll have to hear what happens with these two crazy transpo-heads. Spoiler alert: the title kind of gives one away. After that, it's an update about the lady who says she has relationships with ghosts! We hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to talk about armpit advertising and a hermit who just wanted to die naked and alone on an island. Did he get his wish? Then, we talk about a guy who felt he was betrayed by a gym's slogan. To wrap it up, there's some light Seagal talk.

What a day to be alive!!!!! Conor "the king" McGregor's BS reign is over! Ding dong the witch is dead. On this episode, Danish opens the show by discussing a strange encounter he had at a gas station. A UFO is involved. He also gives a brief update about the swingers club that is being built behind his place. After that, there's a VERY VERY VERY special phone call from the one and only, Bill Burr! Then, it's on to some UFC 229 discussion. Do we support Khabib's antics? Oppose them? There's a lot to talk about, so take it in. There's some quick Drake talk (a first for the show). After that, we stick in the rap game and talk about something that almost took out Lil' Xan. It's a DOOZY! We end it with a UK university banning clapping. Enjoy, ya weirdo cakes.

Eleanor Kerrigan is back once again to regale us with tales of her misguided childhood in Philadelphia. She talks about her Uncle Tom and Grandpa Ace among other things. Of course, we roast her every chance we get. We also discuss an interesting story about a turtle. This leads us to a convo about butter and tuna. And obviously, there's lots of 7-up cake talk.

Rejoice! It's episode 161 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And, a two hours of power at that. We haven't done a two hour'er in a while, so soak it in. This one opens with us talking about food you can get at the fair. A character named Chicken Charlie is discussed. After that, Danish talks about a conversation he recently overheard, which involved a strange roommate dispute. A documentary is quickly discussed (foreshadowing...the star of it is someone we once discussed on the show). Then, one of the more embarrassing court cases is discussed in great detail. Keeping with the crime and punishment theme, next, we talk about a woman, who wrote a book about killing her husband, perhaps doing what we she wrote about. After that, it's off to Bolivar, Ohio, where a woman is being accused of a felony for sampling some deli ham at her grocery store job. Not to be outdone, a dude was arrested for putting soda in a water cup at a restaurant. There's even some Guy Fieri and Gary Keillor talk. After that, th

Yeah, buddy. It's episode 160, and it's a real barn burner. On this episode, we open by discussing why the Comedy Store allows one particular individual to roam its hallowed hallways. There's some brief Connor McG and Khabib talk, and D+O predict who they think will win. If you miss true blue beach pony talk, it's back! The Wild Horse Fund announces how they plan on protecting the horses from Hurricane Florence. It's been a while since we've skewered the youth of America, and if you've missed that, it's your week. In an ongoing topic of debate, the youth of America are pushing to have oral presentations banned from school. Then, we discuss the trendy new term "front hole" that's taking the world by storm. Other topics include Aretha Franklin's death leading to violence, strange usages of toothpaste, and much much more.

G'day mates, it's yet another stupendous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Rejoice! On this week's episode, all sorts of super important discussions take place, which isn't really abnormal for the show. Danish gives some updates from his neighborhood and touches on the Bird Scooter situation in Los Angeles. Russian slapping competitions are discussed and analyzed. Like true journalists, we cover a story on Zafar the dolphin, who lives in France and is getting into some trouble lately. "You're a beautiful animal, but..." Next, we meet a 20 year old who either has the best luck in the world or the worst luck in the world...it depends on whether you're an optimist or pessimist. There's also a long awaited Y report!!!!! O'Neill even talks about his night out at the Magic Castle. There's a little bit for everyone.

On this week's show, O'Neill discusses his experience at Jason Ellis' Ellismania in Las Vegas and talks about his fight versus Luigi Gomez. Celebrity callers leave messages for O'Neill. Listen and learn.

This episode was pre-recorded, so if you're looking for a fight recap, it will be on next week's show. That's not to say that this week's isn't a doozy cause it is. Danish describes the local goings-on around his neighborhood, including a few sightings of the "parrot lady" and an obnoxious guy at CVS. There's a long awaited Eric Hites update. Is he close to embarking on his journey across America? No. But, still listen to find out more. TLC has struck gold with yet another great show. It truly is the learning channel. Also, a Texas Grandma shot a guy for getting a little crazy while riding his bicycle. Listen and enjoy. Then, tell a local fireman about the show. He/she/they (whatever pronoun they prefer) will be sure to love it.

This week we dive right back into the animal kingdom for a very special episode. We've got big hairy beavers, an obsessed squirrel, and one true blue beach pony.

We got UFC fighter, model, and known Lou Gomez sympathizer, Mickey Gall, into the All Things Comedy studio to talk about both his and O'Neill's upcoming fights. Mickey was forthcoming and discussed many different aspects of MMA and how he prepares for fights. He even gave O'Neill some advice. Wait for the M. Night Shyamalan turn this episode takes. It just may knock you on your keister. Enjoy!

This episode has a lil' something for the whole family. There's some Steven Seagal talk (he was just given a position by his boy Putin). We talk about weak parents paying tutors to help their kids become better at Fortnite. We also play a bit from the Comedy Store legend, Jim Painter!!!!! Thanks to listener Michael for unearthing this gem. Of course, there's some bigfoot erotica talk and even some discussion about the TSA's awesome new project. Tune in to hear what the hubbub's all about.

On this fantastic episode, John J. Little (no relation to Lou J. Gomez) joined us. We talk about all sorts of interesting topics. For instance, O'Neill warns John about drinking out of plastic water bottles. That leads to a discussion of a study that stated plastics can effect the size of men's genitalia. There's some Domino's Pizza talk, and we try to get to the bottom of a cheesy bread scandal that is tearing the city of Philadelphia apart. We also talk about the Comedy Store, O'Neill's upcoming fight, John's time working at Olive Garden, his near fight with a girl in 5th grade, and much much more. Listen for yourself to find out what everyone's talking about.

Ground control to Major Tom, it's another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this stimulating episode. we discuss our experiences at Skankfest. There's travel talk, and you get to hear what it's like to go to the Shvitz Palace with Ari Shaffir in NY (shout out to Dave and Boris!). What other show is covering that?!? That's right. None of them. There's some quick Guy Fieri and 90 Day Fiance talk, too. As the show title suggests, there's some talk about Bobby Dassey, and a new theory that Steven Avery's lawyer is trying to get the court to consider. A sad article about a zoo is discussed, and we also talk about a book that's a must-have in every horrible pervert's collection. Saddle up your favorite horse and enjoy. Giddy up!

Ellismania 15 Fight press conference

Whats up, all you rattlesnake-a-maniacs?!? Ready for another power-packed episode of D+O, brother?!? Well, regardless, here it is. This episode is a real smorgasbord (much like Lou Gomez's dinner table). We cover a little bit of everything. Danish talks about some news and notes from around his neighborhood and even a brief Hollywood Y story. He also talks about a show that just popped up on his radar, 90 Day Fiance. There's a long awaited Ronnie Coleman update. Yeeeeeeah, buddy! Ain't nuttin' but a peanut! O'Neill discusses his reaction to Andy Dice Clay pick Lou Gomez to win the fight (spoiler alert: he's beyond devastated). There's some fight talk in general. Also, there's a description of a bizarre MMA fight that recently took place. A Missouri State University study that got shut down is discussed. Hint: it involves d-pics (hence the title of the episode, ya dingus!). Tombo Morris makes a few appearances. The Dice Man as well. There's some brief UFC talk, and then some much needed post s

This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions. Happy, sad, confused, scared, frightened, intrigued, ya know, the whole gamut. We start off with a double dose of sad news: a Dassey update and a death on the best show of all time, Pawn Stars. Danish talks about a woman he overheard asking a "pharmacist" a question, and some other news and notes from around his neighborhood. Other topics discussed include "forbidden fruit", a guy who likes to shoot the s', rattlesnakes, and the Netlflix show, the Staircase. This episode will pair nicely with a frosty rootbeer. Enjoy. The podcast is served.