Danish And O'neill

Heeeeeeeello there, neighbors. We start off with some light pre-show banter, but have no fear, it escalates quickly with a story about flying humanoids being spotted in Chicago. Listen carefully though, there are some tangential stories within that one story. For instance, we discuss a NASA job opening (John Little, you should apply!). Then, we move on to a story that unfolded on an airplane, which will most likely make Sal Zuno jealous. After that, an article about Ben and Jerry's really makes O'Neill ANGRY. Also, listen for special appearances by Brendan Dassey, Barb (his mom, not our former intern/employee), and Barb's new man. After that, it's a little tom foolery and a little post show talk. Enjoy 'er. It's a wild one.

Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on ro

Howdy, partners. Saddle up your horses cause another episode of D+O is upon us. And once again, we're one of the only podcasts out there that provides information that you can use to impress your coworkers and dinner party guests with. You're welcome! On today's show, we cover the 4 p's of podcasting: past TV stars, an alleged pervert patrol, peppers, and pets. We start off with a Dukes of Hazard update. One of the former stars may be in some trouble. Stay tuned. Then, we talk about some helicopter cops who allegedly used the chopper for inappropriate "missions". O'Neill drops some more tidbits from his trip to Indiana and then we follow-up on a story from a few shows back about a guy with a devast8ating facial tattoo. After that, we hop in the Danish and O'Neill hovercraft and head to Vietnam to report on a story about peppers. We segue into some Teen Vogue talk. We really analyze (emphasis on the first four letters of that word) an article they wrote. It's been a while...but we have to report t

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y rep

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encou

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that

Dear loyal listener,It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for

Greetings, Earthlings. On the 101st episode, Danish and O'Neill feel like they're starting a new chapter. They start out with a few exciting announcements that include some merchandise that just may be coming soon (listen for details!). After that, they get into some MAJOR breaking news concerning one Guy Fieri (pronounced Fee-eddy, thank you very much!). Turns out, there's a donkey sauce controversy. Ooooooooh. You're in troooo-oooouble. After that, we discuss an article about some "real life vampires", and it really gets under O'Neill's skin. To pick our spirits up, we bring light to a hero in China, who uses his MMA skills to take on phony martial artists. Seagal, watch your back! Danish offers O'Neill a possible venue for his nuptials. It can't be all wedding talk and lollipops though because it's time to read a letter from Barb, which discusses her retirement. Where do you go from there? A UFC fight where a fighter defecated their pants. We then hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to

Hoooooooooliday! Celebrate! Episode 100 is upon us, ladies and gents, so listen and rejoice. A special guest joins us in studio. Who is it??? The intrigue. The mystery. The excitement. We start off the show by talking about a new procedure that's really taking the medical field by storm. Next, we talk about a new toy that O'Neill needs to get before they're banned. Where to after that? Fine. I'll tell you. We talk about how astral projection is revolutionizing sex. Then, we discuss self marriage (if you like O'Neill rage, you'll enjoy this). On to bigger and better things, like rapper YG really putting his foot in his mouth at a concert in Australia. We couldn't do episode 100 without an animal story, so we do a story about a boy and a goat (get your minds out of the gutters!). After that, it's some reflections about 100 episodes of D+O, a brief Y report, and some luscious post show talk. 100 episodes! We did it!!!!!! We're...the best...around!

To open this hot episode, O'Neill describes a trailer for a beautiful new Steven Seagal movie called The China Salesman (with a title like that, how can you not already be sold?!?). Danish brings the mood down with some sad news (it relates to the title of this episode). In an attempt to lift everyone's spirits, Danish does a story, which O'Neill quickly says is fake. There goes that! Next up, is a story about the Breatharian movement, which O'Neill once again calls BS on. This is like the time he said there's no such thing as razors in Halloween candy. Such a doubting Thomas. Danish then tells an "interesting" story that his mother relayed to him. After that racy story (it is racy), Danish discusses an article about two random strangers getting a little too crazy on a flight to Ibiza. For the first time ever, D+O discuss a story from a paper in Bangor, Maine. And boy, is it a doozy. Long live the Borch family (you'll find out who they are if you listen, ya dingus!)! There's some random Adam West

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and others who may be listening. Danish starts off by telling a few tales of things he's seen around town, one of which blew his mind. O'Neill watched the documentary we talked about last episode and shares his thoughts about it. After that, we discuss an incident that is hopefully the tipping point in the "support animal" epidemic. Then, it's time for some falcon news (a few different stories...a variety pack if you will). We segue beautifully into a story about a man and his love for motor vehicles. In a Danish and O'Neill first, we cover a story about makeup. Trust me, it's worth it. Then, it's on to bigger and better things: a story about a little person who caused scandal by dressing up as a leprechaun. Then, a story about a teacher/student relationship, and a zookeeper who isn't afraid to go the extra mile. What else is left? Post show talk. That's what, ya dingus!

Episode 97 is heeeeeeere! O'Neill does the show with a diaper on because he was having problems with his tummy. Then, we decide to turn the clock back and tell some stories from our days as delivery drivers. After that, we turn our attention to none other than Guy Fieri and a real douchey appearance he made on a pizza review show. We stay on the pizza train with a college admission essay to an Ivy League school about it. We move on to an article about a clown causing problems on the highway. Where do you go from there? A story about a man receiving a penile transplant. And thaaaaat's the show for this week. Yup. Why are you still reading?

Aw tick tock you don't stop...it's yet another hot episode of Danish and O'Neill for that ass. My humble apologies for not getting the show notes up sooner. I had them up last night but forgot to hit save. I blame Barb for not reminding me. Step it up, Barb!!!!!! On this episode, O'Neill discusses his bad run-in with some edibles (amateur hour!...but let's be honest, the same thing would happen to me, if not worse). Then, we head to the animal kingdom for some talk of falconry that would both shock and titillate Steve O'Neill. We stay in the animal world with a discussion of when cute animal encounters go wrong. O'Neill also dips DEEP into his mail bag for some listener submissions. After that, it's time to head to the Danish and O'Neill court room for some court case analysis (eat your heart out, CNN!). On to the main course of the episode...we visit Colgate University to report on a REAL millennial crisis that involves samurai swords, glue guns, and white guilt. It's H-O-T. Okay, you've all had

Good morning, afternoon, and evening to you, faithful podcast listener. It's time for another gorgeous episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we open with some tent talk with Danish talking about some drama he saw out on the streets. After that, we talk about a car that Steve O'Neill would have LOVED to drive. Then, it's time for some Danish and O'Neill updates. First, we discuss the verdict of the case involving the perv who got caught playing pocket pinball during an NFL game. Second, is the unbelievable case of Antonio Cromartie (an NFL player who can't stop having kids). Then, it's on to a mystery that only Sal Zuno can solve...it involves someone shaving cats. We then take aim at Canada for denying a man a specialized license plate. Stop the tyranny! After that, it's time for some Stockton news! First, we report on a brawl between two women in a parking lot. Then, it's on to an update on the craziest Mayor of all time (well, former Mayor now). After hearing about what a disgrace that guy

Come one, come all to this very special Danish and O'Neill Mother's Day episode. We start off with a BIG announcement that proves we are the people's champion of podcasts. After that excitement, we discuss a great quote about horses. We stay within the animal kingdom when we cover a story about a mysterious naked man who was photographed straddling a dead shark. Switching gears, O'Neill then discusses a documentary or dookie-mentary called Gringo. Next, it's time to discuss a court case where the defense's big strategy involves the defendant's wiener. We perfectly segue into detailed analysis about a street fight video we were sent. O'Neill calls it the best street fight he's ever seen (saying a lot!). We can't stay away from the animal kingdom this episode...cause we move on to discuss a story about monkeys taking over Florida. Seriously. Danish then unleashes a Y report for the ages. It blows O'Neill's mind. After that, it's some post show talk. Cooooome and get it (while it's still hot). Happ

Heeeeey there, podcastateers. Welcome to the show notes for episode 93. Exciting stuff, right? Yup. Totally. We start off the show with some housekeeping, aka, discussing some follow-up topics that carried over from last week's show. Then, we get into some BIG Seagal news. You won't want to miss this. It's going to be major watercooler talk for a while. We then seamlessly transition into a first time topic: Dancing with the Stars. You read that correctly. Don't worry, it's not any real insight or analysis of the show. It's something much cooler than that. Finally, it's time for the main course of the episode: the French election. Well, kind of. It's a story of romance...and an improper teacher/student relationship. And it relates to the French election. Just listen to find out, okay?!? Jeez. Do I have to spell everything out? Can't a little be left to the imagination here?!? We follow that up with a story about an actor who's gone mad. Then, the street doctor makes a long awaited return

On this stimulating episode, we take a lot of people to task. To start, Danish discusses a new trend of homeless people pitching tents and details a crime he witnessed at the grocery store (twice...same guy, two different times). Then, it's a sad story of a huge rabbit being taken way too soon. Would it have made it to World Record size? We'll never know. Then, it's on to a pervert on a bike who caused havoc in Spokane. It's a whipping post heavy show, because after that beauty, we discuss two "parents" who used/abused their kids to garner youtube views. It's not all serious all the time on D+O this week; next up, we have "hot takes" on Guy Fieri's appearance on "Hot Ones". We haven't gone this hard on Fieri in a while. Savor the flavor(town). To end the show, I read a "to-do" list that was left for a babysitter that really makes O'Neill laugh. Shingpie to you and yours. Pop Sugar 4 life!

Heeeeeeeeeeey everybody,Gather round your digital devices for this installment of yet another Danish and O'Neill podcast. Worried the show isn't over the two hour mark? Fear not, faithful listener, it's just over one hundred and twenty minutes. O'Neill starts us out by briefly explaining how the wedding planning is coming along. We then switch gears by following up on the pet rat case we discussed last episode (rat bite fever). It's been a while since we've had an O'Neill park report, and the one O'Neill delivers in this episode will not disappoint. Turned off by the lack of sex that takes place during live tennis broadcasts? Then, this next story is right up your alley or tennis court. After the first D+O tennis update, we head to Switzerland to discuss the country's peculiar process to get citizenship. Ever had a live fish trapped inside your body? Then you're going to want to listen to the story we discuss that involved a drunk man in China, two fish, and a trip to the ER. Many of you have reach

On this week's show, we welcome back our old pal, John Little. We discuss all sorts of fun topics and articles. There's one about an 8 year old boy hitting the road with his sister. We discuss two Canadian court cases. John tells us about the time he dated a Mongolian shaman. There's some pool talk, and we even discuss an article that tells you how to live a longer life. The tips don't stop there. Oh, nosiree. We talk about the danger that comes with entering an eating challenge and head down a competitive eating rabbit hole. The post show talk is some of the best ever. Stay for the Garth Brooks show brainstorm. It will be worth your while.

Ever wanted to have O'Neill as a travel guide? Well, here's your chance. O'Neill's back from India, and he takes us through his journey in this 2 1/2 hour podcast. The trip included: rickshaw fights, crazy driving, animal sightings/encounters, near death experiences, interesting cuisine, illnesses, romance, new hobbies, secluded forts, swamis, kidnapping efforts, pick-pockets, cricket matches, many thrown punches, insane guides, and much more!