Legends In Their Own Minds

From who takes the trash out, to what to trash or recycle... It doesn't take much to get us going.

Summer is here - and so are the detours. John & Dave want to know why EVERY road needs to be re-paved at the same time!

When is salt water not good for the skin? When you find it in a pool that can best be described as "Number 1" or at the very least, filled with it.

Yup. When we go to a restaurant, it turns out, we're there to eat. None of us is sure why this is puzzling to the staff at said restaurant.

One of the 'Legends' might be a little too enthusiastic about all things Apple. The other 'Legend' is not going to let him forget it. In fact, he's still frustrated that he can't use his bag-phone anymore.

You would think the 'Legends' would be happy about a glass half full... but not when it comes to Dave's martini.

No, we're not talking about telemarketers! When pest infestation overwhelms the legends, sarcasm and bad attitudes run rampant.

All we needed was a simple can of WD-40 to fix a squeaky microphone... but a simple trip to the hardware store was a little more than one of these 'Legends' could tolerate.

Well, this podcast is about what real men drink. One thing is absolutely clear.... The 2 "Legends" have no idea.

It all started with a simple order of broccoli.... and then the 2 "legends" got ahold of it and trotted, or sprinted. (Both Are Acceptable)

What happens when one of these two 'Legends' forgets to respond a text from the other 'Legend?

Some people would debate 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?' But the Legends In Their Own Minds will debate 'Why a chicken in the first place?'

To yield, or not to yield.... That is the question that preoccupies the 'Legends in Their Own Minds'

The "Legends" wax colonic about one of the challenges one of our "Legends" faced when getting older...

Oh, the trouble the Legends can get themselves into just by trying to go out to dinner.

What happens when someone tries to cut in front of one of these "2 Legends"? Pretty much what you'd expect, actually...

Is it every too late to say your sorry... For that matter, is it every really necessary to say your sorry? Well, here are 2 "Legends'" opinions - for which they are non-apologetic

Do you feel comfortable walking down a hallway and see someone you may or may not want to acknowledge? Yeah... neither do we.

What happens when you send a roofer to do a patio man's work? Well, bout what you'd expect.... While we're on the topic... Why would anyone ask a roofer in the first place?

The "Legends" take on musicals and theater... and explain their lack of tolerance for both.