Not Skinny But Not Fat

Yes, I’m having Summer House withdrawal already. It was such a good season! I talk to Paige – who is such a vibe – wearing a giant flower on her shoulder – about all things SH: why her boyf isn’t on the show, what she thinks the real deal is with Hannah and Luke, what happened between her and Lindsay (remember how she blew up at her – even Lindsay remained speechless!?), how far Jules was up her butt, if she thinks Jules & Jordan were actually boning, and if she stanned Carl and Lindsay as a couple. Since she also loves celeb stuff, we discuss Khloe Kardashians “new face” photo that made waves and so much more. TBH, if it wasn’t for the partying I feel way too old far, I feel like I’d be a shoe in at the SH.  The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Since binging Vanderpump Rules from Ep 1, Season 1, I didn’t understand what the hell everyone wants from Scheana. Why does she get hate? Why is she edited poorly? Why the constant montages of her in a negative light? (from saying Rob 5,000 times, being called boy crazy, crying all the time, calling everyone her “best friend…”) But this season was EXTREME – from choppy manipulative editing, to making her seem DESPO for not one but two new cast members (and a-holes). It’s not ok! Hence the #JusticeForScheana hashtag! Scheana joins me today and tells me everything she thinks/feels about Max, Brett, Dayna, the editor, her current relationship (yas she has a BF!), and how she feels about being one of the only OG’s still waiting tables at SUR, hanging with newbies, and not having a lot of her personal life showcased on the show.  This episode was brought to you by: Sun Basket delivers healthy, delicious meals straight to your door. Sun Basket is offering $35 off your order when you go right now to SunBasket.com/no

I’m joined this week by new VPR castmate, Danica Dow – and no that's not a stage name! This badass bish tells us all about what it was like joining the VPR cast, her relationship with the OG’s, who was most accepting of the new peeps, and who was not having it. What went down with her co-worker/boyfriend at SUR that got her suspended, and the many scenes she filmed that weren’t aired. I wish we saw more of her this season, and hoping she’ll come back with a bang!  The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I hope this doesn’t count as cheating, but I have the hottest Bravolebrity, Luke Gulbranson, on the podcast today. He joins me from the middle of the Minnesotan woods where he is – working on his lake house – true fucking story guys. This hot mountain man tells me all about how he joined Summer House, what the deal with Hannah really is, where they stand now, who he’s closest to in the house, and who he DOES NOT vibe with (cough cough, if you watched the reunion, you probably already know).  The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My VPR OG BB, KT (Katie Maloney Schwartz, that is) is back on the pod! A year later, a freaking season later, we discuss everything season 8 – the Kristen Drama, the second wedding and wtf is really up with that marriage certificate, Witches of WeHo, Stassi’s engagement, the new people (RANKED), the future of VPR, and future little Schwartzies. Not many people know this but KT loves celeb gossip too; and we also discuss Gigi’s pregnancy and Kristin Cavallari’s divorce.  This episode was brought to you by: Sun Basket delivers healthy, delicious meals straight to your door. Sun Basket is offering $35 off your order when you go right now to SunBasket.com/notskinny and enter promo code "NOTSKINNY" at checkout. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House is all the escapism we need right now. Fire ball, hookups, fights, and fun in a Hamptons house. ugh . Jeal. OG cast member, Lindsay, is here to tell us all about her friendship turned relationship (for a hot fingerbang sec) with Carl, her new boyf, her feelings on Jules & Jordan, and why she thinks Luke and Hannah haven’t had sex. With only 2 episodes left, we get a proper Quarantine/ Summer House fix with Lindsay.  The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today I am joined by the breakout star of season 8 of VPR – Dayna Kathan. After resolving our misunderstandings – we might have almost had a *Mandy Moore* situation on our hands – Dayna forgives me for my bitchy story about her (can we blame my pregnancy savageness?) and tells me all about Max, Brett, how the OG’s welcomed her, who she is closest with, what she was doing before getting cast, and how she’s keeping her expectations at bay. She addresses the “phat pussy” comment and how she is dealing with the support/criticism of being a reality star. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This cocktail of pregnancy and quarantine is bringing out the worst (best) in me! I am prob as savage as I’ll ever be but tbh, I enjoy it. Arielle comes over to recap KUWTK aka E!’s new scripted show, VPR (my fave that is disappointing me rn) and RHONY. I also share which celebs I’ve unfollowed since #quarantine, and who I hate the most right now. Could be you. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hashtag quarantine week 398. This week, editorial director of Page Six, Maggie Coughlan, comes on to discuss the most dense quarantined celebs rn, and the new trends brought on by this post apocalyptic reality we’re living in. We also recap VPR and chat about the new season of KUWTK & RHONY.  The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the midst of this insane, apocalyptic time in our lives, we all need relief from anxiety. Some more than others, some with pre-existing anxiety, and those that have been suffering for years. Some of us are feeling an immense sense of doom, and some have been preparing for the worst of all forever! I have been very open about my own anxiety, and was very happy to have Alison Seponara, the therapist behind the Instagram @theanxietyhealer, joins me to give tips to cope with anxiety at this heightened time, and answer all of our questions. It’s ok to feel whatever you are feeling! Love. A. This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% of

Arielle joins me in hating on all the poor quarantined celebs we are crying for! How are they doing it in their giant mansions with huge backyards and olympic sized pools? We obvi have to discuss the quarantine crew hashtag Tyler C and Hannah Brown, who are spending it together in his FL house and ruining my life with more Tik Toks. We recap VPR, the wedding episode WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (to end), Summer House and more. Listen, what else do you have to do? This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat

The closest person to Bravo’s Andy Cohen, aside from his adorbs son Ben, is his assistant for the past 10 years, Daryn Carp, and she's here! She is also the host of several podcasts, and PeopleTV’s Reality Check. Daryn is obvi a Bravo aficionado as well, and even has time for the Bachelor franchise (thank god). After checking that she hasn’t traveled outside the country and forcing her to wash her hands and bathe in purell, we fall in love and chat about all things Bravo rn including: VPR, the never ending Jax and Brittany wedding and our thoughts on the newbies, RHONJ Reunion, and sorry Bravo, but most importantly, The Bachelor finale, and the star of it all – The Barb. This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterh

Can anyone else not stand to hear that sentence from Vanessa Lachey’s mouth again? Thank god we don’t have to and the trending Netflix show “Love is Blind” has wrapped up (it’s first season of many probably) and Arielle is here to help me dissect it all, including the reunion! We recap the Bachelor, talk VPR season 8, RHONJ reunion part I of 3, and we have a surprise visit by celeb gossip pioneer, Perez Hilton, who spills the MF tea. Ok never using that phrase again.  This episode was brought to you by: Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp

I had to bring on my male counterpart of Bachelor recaps, comedian Jared Freid! Jared joins me in discussing this entire shitshow of a season, how we think it’ll end, how we both hate spoilers, what we think about the new bachelorette and what we absolutely can’t wait to see on the Bachelor Finale. Also, I peed my pants. Bring a change of undies and enjoy. This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Be

Hannah Berner makes an NSBNF encore and sits down to talk to me about the sizzling hot new season of Summer House and her sizzling hot new cast mate and potential lover on the show, Luke. I try to get Hannah to talk some shit about everyone on the show, and we also discuss our mutual love, VPR, and how she’s currently hustling as a stand up comic.  This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp

Arielle is on the pod and won’t STFU about how all the girls on The Bachelor already have a gazillion followers and WE DON’T GET IT. Also, peter is a whiny and needy bachelor and we discuss his spotting on a very famous celeb’s story. Does that mean he’s single? We talk about our predictions for the finale, and recap last week’s episode. I discuss VPR and how newbie Dayna is weirdly the main event of the season so far – is nothing else interesting going on??? We hate on some sappy Valentines Day posts (cough cough *Colton and Cassie*) we also continue to vom on Tyler C and discuss his new TV appearance. Also, which famous A list couple got back together and who’s our fave Bach nation couple? Tune in to find out.  This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It

This is undoubtedly one of the worst seasons of the Bachelor but you know I’m watching and commenting like it’s my damn job. Someone needs to call out these thirst monsters! However, Peter did make some shocking cuts this week, all while looking so worried and just sad, like can you be happy all these girls want to bone you or nah? The Vandy cast is still celebrating Jax and Brittany’s Bachelor/ette party in Miami, and going to strip clubs every single night (and enjoying it WAY too much). Award season comes to an end with the 92nd Oscars, and I am judging everyone whilst wearing dirty sweatpants.  Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned

Wow, Justin Beiber’s 'Seasons' and Taylor Swift’s 'Miss Americana' out at the same time [insert mind blown emoji], so you can’t help but compare – and of course, we do. Sistager, Arielle, makes a comeback to discuss the most boring season in the history of The Bachelor, VPR and how it’s changed since the first seasons, Tyler C’s new (and odd) endeavor, Stormi World, and other important stuff.  This episode was brought to you by: Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.c

Celebrity hairstylist (slash British model) Chris Appleton comes on the pod to tell us all about how he became the go-to-guy for celeb hair; J.Lo, Kim K, Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Katy Perry and many other A listers trust his hands. Why does he think being British and hot has nothing to do with it? What did he think about J.Lo’s Golden Globes dress? Does he think pink hair is passé? Was Kim’s blonde hair a wig? I also had to ask “should I go blonder?” Do people look best with their natural hair color? How is he getting ready for J.Lo’s Superbowl hair? I ask all the important questions. And no he wouldn’t lift his shirt up.  This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Noemie makes beautiful, luxurious, quality, ama

This season of RHONJ is freaking iconic. From hair pulling to crying at the dinner table with Nono, I’m living for the ladies outside of the city. Newest Jersey housewife, Jackie Goldschneider gets real on the pod and tells us what she thinks about Danielle leaving the show, what she would have done if she had pulled her hair, the beef between them we don’t even know about, and so much more.  This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you c