Comedy 365

What did bed bugs do before beds were invented? Plus, a fat cat falls off a balcony, an albino panda hides in the snow and Thesaurus Walrus lodges a complaint. Also, Georgina discovers a very scientific way to pour coffee and Brian wants to know how medieval hedgehogs picked up pieces of pineapple.  To listen get bonus content for this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Brian & Georgina dress up as the Pet Shop Boys for this special bumper edition of their podcast. Among other things the show features Copenhagen's most amazing chair, bees attacking a shoe shop, and a newsreader on a very small balcony. Plus, is blancmange really made of chicken? Also, a sink hole in the sofa, and what noise does a trumpet make if you can't play the trumpet?

How to swallow a planet. Plus, Norway erects a statue to a dead walrus, cows with cats on their backs, and dolphins learn how to play keyboards. Also, a naked bike ride in Philadelphia, and Georgina makes a sound like a baby crocodile. To get bonus content for this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Can a cat adjust a thermostat? Plus, cruelty-free holy oil and is it good for you to sniff someone else's sweat? Also, Brian remembers a night in a treehouse, and Georgina wonders how tiny a tiny dog should be. To get bonus content for this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

The re-wiggling of rivers. Plus, a tortoise with a massive sex drive, a battery you can eat, and 3 humpback whales visit a health spa. Also, Luff has a problem with his Bluetooth, and the first appearance on the show of a brand new cast member called Factoid Android.  To get bomus content for this podcast, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.  

The complicated politics of ant pollination. Plus,  Puffin Arrival Day, Monty Don plants a hazelnut, an update on Murphy the bald eagle, and should you borrow someone else's dog? Also, Country Village News from deepest Dorset and why Luff can't find the lid of his coleslaw. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.  

Are arms the new legs? They are according to Vogue Magazine. In this week's much-anticipated Biltong Special, a gift from a dolphin, a bald eagle trying to incubate a rock, and a Furby announces that it's going to take over the world. Also, two escaped tigers called George & Mildred, and a man in Cardiff gets 11,000 letters from the tax man. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

The oldest mouse in the world. Plus, an immaculate conception in the monkey house, and the mystery of a mini torch and some nail scissors. Also, a little girl saves an 80 pound octopus, and Georgina attempts a world record involving salad. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Are the illuminati good at karate? Plus, can an owl use wire cutters, pornography for slugs, and why you should never sneeze on top of Everest. Also, an escaped owl in Central Park and James Cordon pours a bowl of cornflakes over Candy Carrot-Cake. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

How has a seagull managed to dye himself bright orange? Plus, what's the connection between Big Foot and the Six Million Dollar Man? Also, why all school teachers should be naked, the reason that Starbucks are putting olive oil in their coffee, and news of a parrot who can do impressions of Beyonce, Gnarls Barkley and Katy Perry.  For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

How is garlic bread helping to bring families together? Plus, a very noisy puffer jacket, a man with muscles talking about urine leakage, and why Georgina enjoys watching drains being unblocked. Also, the return of Dead Penguin and a telephone call from Candy Carrot-Cake. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.  

Why would you want an airbag in your jeans? Plus, the Life on Mars conspiracy, spiky balls for your feet, and a genuine scientific reason for why UFOs keep crashing. Also, the complex social groups of flamingos, Thesaurus Walrus and Georgina's final attempt to Name That Fish. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Does too much cosmetic surgery make you look like an alien? Plus, were the pyramids built to generate electricity, should you eat the crumbs at the bottom of the cornflake packet, and why can't one posh restaurant spell "Gravadlax"? Also, chocolate teapots, cylindrical boxes and a dog with its head out of the window. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Troubling news for fans of Shaun of the Dead. Plus, a medical hypothesis on alien abduction, an author who has written over 200,000 books, and a visit from Derek the Psychic Seahorse. Also, bizarre Titanic conspiracy theories and a stupid game called Name that Fish. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Should you always have a button in your pocket that you can press if you are abducted by aliens? Plus, swimming tests without water, the ghost of Marie Antoinette, and under what circumstances should you consider buying a toy drum for a child. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Is a bee a fish? Plus, a rant about a ticket to see Beyonce in London that costs £2,400, a flying saucer on the moon, and another ghost spotted posing like Spiderman. Also, Georgina has a real-time, ongoing experience of the supernatural from a neighbour in leafy Crouch End. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.  

Can a ghost smoke a pipe? Plus, Georgina gaslights Brian with a hot water bottle, King Charles III dresses up as a bear, and B&G unveil another Word That Is Nice To Say. Also, Brian asks "which direction is east", and Georgina explains why she calls Cranberry Sauce "Chicken Jam"? For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.  

Can dogs really see ghosts? Plus, an alien who clicks like a dolphin, a schoolboy who stops and eats the plants in people's front gardens, and Brian has a rant about a TV commercial. Also, why Georgina has taken against Marie Antoinette, and more hesitant antonyms from Thesaurus Walrus Jr. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

When is a UFO not a UFO? Plus, do you have a microchip implanted in your brain? Also, birds eating other birds, Brian trips over a draught excluder and King Charles III chats to Georgina about the Denver Broncos. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.

Was the National Lottery set up to catch time travellers? Plus, a family is chased by a giant luminous egg, a grinch in a carpool and two mice come out from under the sink and sing a jingle. Also, a visit from King Charles III, the return of "Don't Bogart the Finger Monkey", and Brian has a complaint about hot chocolate. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.