Nerdgasm Noire Network

Intro discussion: Matthew Perry Issued An Apology After Facing Intense Backlash For Appearing To Question Why Keanu Reeves Is Still Alive, Matthew Perry Death Probe Reportedly 'Will 100% Expose A-List Drug Players' as Crackdown Puts Hollywood on Edge 03:55 TikTok Cucumber Salad 06:50 Interview with the Vampire 24:12 Mayfair Witches 28:52 Jennifer Love Hewitt, 9-1-1 31:16 The Deliverance 37:00 The Reading  38:33 Empire 39:43 P-Valley 42:50 Meshell Ndegeocello, BMF 48:28 The Golden Bachelorette 52:40 Find your hosts online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! https://discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY!   Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfie

Mel, Tiffany, & De His To Own by Theodora Taylor 0:07:23: Jamila Jasper 0:08:36: Quan Millz 0:09:00: Intro 0:12:57: Synopsis 0:22:15: Mason’s redemption 0:46:55: WTF moments 1:11:58: Find your hosts online! Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co) Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: Melissa, De, Tiffany Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: Melissa, Maria Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Dreamy  provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm"

01:18: RIP Acolyte 06:10: Warrior The Descendants 10:55: Interview with the Vampire (TV Series) 23:58: The Swifties vs. the Lestans 26:24: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Cop Rock, Galavant  27:30: Cop Rock pilot episode 30:48: Spelunking Down Mel’s Cavern of Chaos  34:32: Meego Meego’s Pilot Episode 35:00: Out of This World, Small Wonder 36:43: Back to Acolyte. 37:38: Beau DeMayo’s firing 42:55: Dr. Pimple Popper 46:12: Salt Lake City Housewives 49:00: DropoutTV 51:45: NNN’s ConCon 1:00:00 Find Us Online!   Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY!   Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm  

If You Liked It, You Should’ve Put a Collar on It Special Guest, Sydette @BlackAmazon, joins the crew to discuss X-Men 97 03:35: New Show! Can Melissa Eat It?  05:52: X-Men 97 First Class? 07:07: Pit Stop for Power Rangers talk 09:18: Overall feelings about season one 12:15: Melissa hates on Jubilee 14:04: Storm sees Sunspot, pops her balloon 26:00: Experience based Deadbeat Dad Call Out by Jamie 29:45: FoH  35:19: Storm rants about Rogue 42:10: JP drags Professor X 54:42: Jean Gray  57:54: The Return of Messy Morph! 59:39: Fight Scenes!  1:02:06: Revenge Rogue 1:05:58: A Tango for Three 1:08:35: Storm losing her powers 1:13:25: Everybody hates Scott? 1:16:30: Death Bird has a point 1:18:41: One thing you hope is addressed in season 2? 1:22:30: Boneless Wolverine 1:28:05: Age gap relationships 1:30:30: More season 2 hopes 1:34:00: Find Us Online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discor

De’s pick, “Ruined: A Mafia Romance (Dark Hearts Book 1)” Won the first Pitch War!  If you want to vote in the next Pitch War, join our patreon!  03:16: Tiffany starts the review 14:14: Everand 15:12: Daisy Jones and The Six (TV Show & Book) 18:00: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo: A Novel 19:32 The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillory 21:55: Fear of Book Hype 24:21: A Court of Thorns and Roses 34:36: Game of Thrones vs. House of the Dragon 37:05: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 38:25: Back to Poppy 41:58: The Coldest Winter Ever 44:49: Zilla 54:45: Broken (Dark Hearts Book 2) 55:10: Where to find your hosts! Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co) Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: Melissa, Maria Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: Melissa, Maria Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Dreamy  provided by Mik

04:42: Mel’s niece is on Wattpad! 08:38: Join our Patreon Pitch War & Live stream get togethers! 11:55: The RWA Bankruptcy  21:01: TikTok for SBC 22:09: PSA 22:24: BookTok, Dark Romance, Murder, Racism, & Bloodlands 29:42: Fiction, Reality, AI, and Media Literacy 38:00: TikTok Shop 41:37: Race, Book sales, and a subscription service’s failure. 50:07: Rehashing Cait Corrain 57:42: What are our hosts reading?             Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger Book 2             Bloodlands Single Dads Club I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend Change of Heart The Worst Guy 1:05:52: HoTD 1:07:54: Wrap up and where to find us!  https://nanicoolj.carrd.co/ Patreon TresTiffany (twitter, IG, Threads, tiktok) MelsCrowdedBookShelf (Threads & IG) & BlackGirlGeeky (twitter)     Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co) Make sure you join our new discord channel an

00:00 Dead Boy Detectives & the Supernatural prequel, The Winchesters 07:15 New Show! JP, Angry Black Woman. The Traditional Gamer Wife spin-off! 09:35: Welcome to the Chaos Show! 10:48 NNN as Living Single 12:58: Melissa tried to watch the animated reboot of Good Times 16:39: Futurama^3 & Disenchantment 18:55: Communal Millennial Regret 21:40: Gov’t & Social Media 23:06: Needle free vaccines??? 25:18: AI is all Clippy’s sons 31:38: “Quiet Quitting” & Work Woes 42:41: New Show! Is This Food Still Good? Starring Melissa 44:50: Youtube Ideas (Maria cannot do make up like that, y’all),  46:00: New Show! High-Q w/Dr. J The Science Gay 47:43: Universal Fan Con2! 51:50: Imaginary youtube shows! 52:52: Find us online! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/   Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy   ENJOY!   Hosts: De, JP, Melissa,

This is Not a RN’s Idea of a Good Time(s) Your six favorite nerds are not here for this reimagining of Good Times. Not only is it chock full of stereotypes and tired tropes, it isn’t even remotely funny.  00:34 The “Good Times” trailer and show 10:30 JP tries the “Say Something Nice” Challenge 10:49 No one else participates in the challenge 15:00 BTS of the Original “Good Times” 16:38 The Times are Bad, actually 18:03 Sweet Daddy and the white writer’s room 20:18 Beristein or Berenstain Bears?  21:47 Booger & Buffalo Butt 22:31 Melissa watched “Insatiable”  23:34 Melissa loves YNB 26:22 “Bad and Crazy”’s King of Pop 29:10 X-Men 97 32:56 De spins the block on Melissa 34:32 Rogue & Magneto.. RoguNeto? Mague? 35:45 Storm & Wolverine, and other mutant ships 38:51 Do you need to watch the original animated X-Men? 44:15 Gambit’s Crop Top 45:58 Professor X says “F*ck them kids.” and more X-Men 97 talk 50:10 “Heartbeat” the KDrama on Amazon Prime 51:19 “Love & Leashes” 52:53 F

Melissa chats with Nicole Falls. Check out https://nicolefalls.com/booksxnic for all her books and https://theshopbynicolefalls.com/ for merch! Support Nicole & keep up with her on https://www.patreon.com/nicolefalls   03:30: Going into Women’s Fic, New Year, New Ci: A Novel 06:10: What are the two tropes that you could read forever? 07:26: F*ck and Fall In Love 14:40: The easiest and the hardest parts of writing FaFiL 19:14: What pisses Melissa Off 21:00: Future Sequels F*ck Around and Find Out 23:50: Hunger & Thirst 26:00: Reading Book Reviews 29:20: The Hard Six 29:57: Two Romance/Erotica authors you would recommend?  Christina C. Jones  Ante Up  Prior Affair Alexandra Warren Love Unsolicited  33:53: Favorite non-romance genre? Lisa Garnder 34:43: Which of your books would you most like to see on screen? Last First Kiss Nymphs & Trojans 36:18: BET 38:17: Favorite character you've written? 39:55: Do you have a character you regret? 40:44: Which of your bo

What’s Rap Beef to a Senior Citizen Pastor? Ms. Noreen, a much beloved friend of the show and Jesus enthusiast, knows who Drake is, but not how we got here. It’s up to De, JP, Melissa, and Maria to fill her in on the Kendrick and Drake Beef. Strap in as our neurospicy brains dive into the context of the most exciting rap beef of the 2000s; This is The Long Story. 3:42: In the beginning, there was Drake 6:40: Meek Mill & Drake & Pusha T: Menage a Beef 8:34: Drake has and is Weird with Women 14:55: Enter Kendrick 16:55: MIllie Bobby Brown, Billie Eilish, Hailey Bieber 20:50: Megan the Stallion, Tory Lanez, & Drikki 29:12: Future & Metro Boomin & JCole 31:44: Which beef is The Beef? 34:41: Pin review, Megan’s Law/BBL Scars, JCole, Metro Boomin 35:16: Euphoria 39:17: Family Matters 44:43: Meet The Grahams 51:21: Not Like Us 53:28: Megan’s Law Pin 55:16: Drake as a Colonizer 1:00:33: MetroBoomin Pin, BBL Drizzy 1:04:00: JCole Pin 1:05:33: Drake’s Mastermind? 1:08:00: Canadian Bacon: The Weeke

In this episode Melissa talks with one of her favorite romance authors!   Special Guest, Author R.M. Virtues - https://www.rmvirtues.com/ Books by R.M. Virtues 2:02 Intro 4:59 Self Publishing  7:46 “Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger #2” 11:58: Fancasting the book 12:18 The Influence of Pose 13:12 Aphrodite, The Goddess of Love 15:22 Disability & Hephaestus’ Journey 22:05 The easiest and hardest parts to write 28:48 The backstories in KMC 31:35 Rolling The Hard Six: Personal Questions 2 Romance/Erotica Author recs Tasha L. Harrison If She Says Yes Katie Robert Wicked Villains  36:13 Favorite Non-Romance Genre Stephen Graham Jones Sergio Gomez The Exorcist (audiobook) 39:33 Which of your books would you most like to see on screen? 40:41 Favorite character that you’ve written? 42:30 Do you have a character you regret? 43:21 Which of your books is the best introduction to you?  “Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger #2” 45:26 What is your Romance Hot Take? 50

00:00 Greetings, Catching Up, & Baked Goods Dissertation 09:09 A sip of the new NNN show, “Flavors” 16:30 A byte of the NNN show, “Traditional Gamer Wife” 21:50 How you like your eggs? “Evenly Yolked” 24:00 Hanukkah Cake 26:15 Pork Bacon Supremacy! 27:47 Can Turkeys Fly? 29:46 Twitch Streams projecting game play on to body parts 32:49 Melissa is Jlo? 37:15 Did Justin Timberlake REALLY cry me a river? 41:12 JC Chasez 44:15 A preview of the new NNN show, “Hearts N*SYNC” 46:05 Adult & Work 47:11 The Lightskint Disrespect 51:45 Smokey Robinson 53:46 Return of the Traditional Gamer Wife 54:26 Kellogg’s ban 56:00 Find us online!   Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin

Once again we have a very out there episode of Nerdgasm Noire for y’all. We talk about upcoming movies and shows we’re excited about seeing, why all of the rappers are up in arms, as well as deciding which nepo babies are keepable and which we could do without. Also Team Queer tries to recruit Jamie to their team. We just need Natasha Lyonne to also join the team. Come check it out! 0:00: Knuckles Series trailer 4:10: Upcoming entertainment 5:43: Fantastic 4 & DC 9:37: XMen 97 & Star Trek are “Woke”? 16:28: Wicked 18:18 KELLY CLARKSON! 22:49: Blame it on the alcohol 24:54 Country Carter’s impact 30:20: The Easy Listening Misogyny of Drake 38:08 Madame Web & Nepo Babies 43:00 3rd Rock from the Sun 47:00 Jamie Should Interview Chance The Rapper 50:10 Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy 51:31: Natasha Lyonne 55:01 Lyshana Lynch 56:42 Mr. & Mrs. Smith 59:38: The Marvels 1:05:20 Ron Pearlman is Zaddy? 1:06:25 True Detective, True Thirst 1:09:54 Finding a Lady Love 1:13:54: From JP to Janelle James

So… maybe we’re getting old…. This week we talk about the wildest choice for music in the trailer for children’s movies, The Grammys, Universal deciding to take all their music off TikTok, and we also expressed the need to teens to have safe spaces to be teens and not be harassed by adults. Remember Teen Clubs? Yeah the 90s/00s were a weird time. 0:00 We're old! 3:34 The Grammys Happened 11:30 TikTok vs. Universal 20:57 Find Jamie on TikTok! 23:28 We're SO OLD! 31:36 Speaking of Meth 33:42 It's All Coming Back to Celine Dione 38:49 Gentrification/History with Rap & Celebrity 49:51 Open the Teen Clubs! 53:50 Blue Eyed Samurai 1:00:50 Find Us Online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De

Smut Book Club 12: You Did This To Yourself (ft. Tres Tiffany)   We’re here. We’re finally doing it. On today’s episode we get into some of the KU reads that we hate to love, love to hate, and couldn’t even finish. These are the books that we wouldn’t dare share on our Goodreads and authors we’ll never read again. Be warned, a lot of these are VERY bad and some of the themes get pretty dark.   3:00: The G.O.A.T.: Theodora Taylor & Her Many Crimes 7:15: Theodora Taylor Favs 26:55 Pride & Prejudice Viking Wolf Changing Series 33:25 Theodora writes herself in 35:26 Shantelle Davis 39:44 The Stepbrother 43:43 Speculations, Points, & Criticisms 50:52 The Maid 57:42 Jamila Jasper 1:00:52 The Black Pearl by Tiffany Patterson 1:02:19 Dragons vs. Werewolves 1:05:06 How old were you when you read your first romance novel? 1:10:45 Cassie Edwards 1:13:57 Plagiarism allegations 1:18:44 Problematic Pairings 1:20:00 The Loyal League Series 1:25:00 Katrina Jackson 1:27:00 Find us Online!   Have you read the

Let’s talk about the OSCARS! (And also movies in general) In this episode we talk about what movies were nominated for Oscars, our first thoughts on The American Society of Magical Negroes and American fiction, and other movie related topics. Come check it out! 1:00 Oscar Talk! 1:45 Was "Barbie" Oscar Worthy? 5:57 F*** American Fiction! 7:37 Society of Magical Negroes 23:13 The Very Divisive Tom Ladarius Hanks (The Real White Magical Negro) 28:00 Kid/Family TikToks & Ethics 35:44 Positive Oscar News 38:00 Jamie's Leo DiCaprio Allergy 43:16 Jamie declares her deeply held sexual desire for Paul Giamatti 47:12 Back to the Oscars 46:55 Love for the Mission Impossible 52:56 Coleman Domingo & the erasure of Black Latinxs Folk 1:00:36 The "Pretty Little Things" Plot blows our collective minds 1:08:40 Listening to Richard Dreyfus 1:10:21 The Book of Clarence 1:12:57 Where to find the NNN Crew!  Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new d

1:01 We're back! How was your New Years? 9:14 Jonathan Majors King 18:54 Katt Williams 30:15 Comedians In Dresses 33:07 Thou shall not deny Scary Spice 39:13 TV Talk 53:35 The Thickening of Mark-Paul Gosselaar 55:50 Percy Jackson 01:03 Hades 2 01:04 BREAKING NEWS 01:09 Find us online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

In this episode, Mel and Maria talk about the book they read this week, The Grim Reaper’s Lawyer! The Grim Reaper's Lawyer by Mea Monique7:20 Book Summary 9:24 Good Read Reviews 11:03 World Building 20:33 Audiobook 21:27 The Sequel "The Missing God's Lawyer" 25:16 Coming to the small screen? 23:39 Who is this book for? 30:24 Fancasting! 36:32 Book Related Challenge 37:56 Vivica Fox 39:10 Critique 41:00 Final Judgement 42:54 Where to find your co-hosts online Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co) Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: Melissa, Maria Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: Melissa, Maria Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Dreamy  provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm  

Melissa & Maria are Sad Girls! They reminiscence on Andre Braugher (RIP Captain Holt) & the loss of Black celebrities. Chat about Christopher Pike's works & "In the Heat of the Night". JP joins to discuss the Cait Corain review bombing controversy and Elon gets roasted by his own AI! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

Gabi Mosely has us. Shanola Hampton has us. Are we rooting for Sir or Trent? The answer is yes. We might have found our new Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder and Shonda isn’t even involved. Come listen! Also, a new show called A Diverse Mess is starting soon on the Nerdgasm Noire Patreon, and we let Jamie and Melissa give us short(ish) previews of what to expect. So, if you like reality shows like The Real Housewives of Literally Anywhere, then check it out!    Check out our carrd to see where you can find us!  https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production