F This Podcast!

Despite some audio difficulties, the dudes prevail and bring you 82 minutes of pure badass. I'm only saying this because I forget what actually happened.

After a long legal battle, we're back again. The final ultimate show intro. Major news items: Fred Willard, the shooting, chick fillet, some other crap, and then Sam gets attacked by not one, but TWO raptors.

New intros! Call me Tom. More shower stories, p90x2. Carpool Lane, going away parties, motorcycle gang. Idiotic work sayings, guy washing his car.

Re-return of the Mack. Worscht sause, Lulvul. DMV just for me. Cops breaking the rules. Organ doning. Old people giving directions again. Just for Men baby commercial. "Expensive" 99 cent apps. Catholics digging up fossils. Tupac and Coachella.

Another T and the B review, amazing user-submitted picture. Locker room question, sayings. People working out. Bud commercial "gather around". Idiot scientists. Return of the Mack Part 1

Show guests, contest winner! Ignoring texts and calls, months of the year, the head monkey, lotto gripes, FB status, Hunger games review.

This episode ruled. Seriously. Just look at the name. But, you can't listen to it unless you write us an iTunes review. No, really. We've programmed it to give you HIV/AIDS if you haven't written us a review.

Facebook timeline, massage pain therapy, lazy fat parking garage losers, daylight savings time. Weekly zoo segment, government waste, email sign off - Thomas, radio commercial, Bridgestone commercial.

More user comments, Star Wars observations from a 2 year old, apartheid job, deleting drug habits, exposition, WoW emails, kids' cartcars, something that no one will understand, turban commercial.

Colds that infect your soul, iTunes review of the week, Vitamin water servings, tipping anyone who touches money, a new assignment for the intricate lies division. Generic brands. Serial Killers. AT&T 4g commercials. Superstitions.

We're back? Helicopter decapitation, doors that swing bolth ways. Boxing sucks, Christian Mingle success stories. Mormon Mingle. Get compfartable, everyone.

Genuine thanks for the A-hole email, pointless headlines, that's not the definition of insanity, Sam's stroke when faced with pictures in the dictionary, luck be a lady, Gary Shambles, a truck with food in it, the one and only Christian Mingle, GoDaddy.

Sam's episode. Facebook attention, PONCE, Fedex golf club commercials, Pretty girls should have all the greeting jobs, super long baseball game story with scalpers. 9/11 9th anniversary.

Email tip of the day, engagement rings with teeth, playing video games is the same as creating them, monkey teeth, inbox full, pronunciations, peanut butter ant farm, holy money.

Movies all suck, strangulation=success, hows your funeral coming along? Death to hair. Weed smoke machines, I agree with all 67 pages.

Error, Sam didn't write me.

The description for this podcast was lost in the great Y2K flood/fire/radiation/massacre/?/yeah/death/explosion/implosion/inconvenience/computer.

News no one needs to know about, dark helmet, dot races, whatever, who cares about anything except for that kid and Josh Hamilton.

Weather reports. Bull suits. Personalized plates, BGJNSN3. Crosswalk father of the year. Why are you at this little kid party? Gimmie the "I don't want to be noticed" cut. Kitten Caboodles. Men at work. Are you on the team? Casey B Anthony.

Father's Day Spectacular! Marvin Gaye. Uh, I'll just google map it. We can put a man on the moon, but we can't control the weather? Hindsight is actually a cointoss. FU, please. Hairy monkey men and their mean women. Oh my aching back.