Double Deuce Podcast

Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee’s continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother’s balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don’t try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Quick sports corner! The Mahomes that keeps on giving! The Ballad of George Brett Shitting His Pants! Be the Gordon Lightfoot you want to see in the world! It started out Roman but ended up Ottoman! Cinnamon roll dreams! Jaq would drive to Albuquerque to get Will to stop talking about cinnamon rolls! Does Will have a cinnamon roll alibi!? Robert Stack ending! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm drinks, 7:30pm show, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod

Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he’s too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they’re just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help with Will’s anxiety about meeting famous people! Juggling always helps! Let the brainstorm end and the brain sun come out! French goodbyes vs Irish goodbyes! See us live! Live holiday show, 12/20, 7pm, at Blade and Timber in downtown LFK! See a show, get a Christmas gift from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty mu

Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson’s sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will’s Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will’s slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin’ about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dustbowl party! Quick Dave Dastmalchian appreciation corner! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson’s dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will’s attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fantasy setting! The ol’ vaudeville less dead Germans bit! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will’s yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is he doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a Romancing the Stone reference! Hard bulwarking! Wrestling talk! Jim McMahon vs nature vs nurture! Never trust Hulk Hogan! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren’t great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That’s a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We’re writing He-man erotica! Don’t roll full stank out in the world! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fral

Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who’s trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM’s advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn’t anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will’s Top 5 Lovemaking Tips! Hollywood movie magic! Nelson was in a couple Sister Act situations! Walk off that metaphorical poison! Look for the union label! Will is telling you how to live your life a little bit! Nelson will jump on a math grenade for you! Walk off that metaphorical grenade! Dog-man vs the robots! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find t

Long football Sunday zoom. The Notes: Our love for you runs all year long! Desi Arnaz, drummer vs Desi Arnaz, husband! The ‘ol double brown! What can double brown do for you! He was a vanilla fella! Romance is impossible when you’re sloughing! Will’s sloughing face is a horror to behold, listeners! No matter what you’re sloughing, the face remains the same! Will’s Top 5 Wars He Doesn’t Want to Fight In! Sometimes the worst part about war is a wool uniform in the heat and humidity! Yet again, Will is sleeping on the US Civil War! Civil War-era tiktoks! Musket balls! Golf vs meth! Hackers is for the kids! So long ago we didn’t know who had Angelina Jolie’s blood! Nelson has gleamed plenty of cubes, thank you very much! The cubes were so gleamed we had to wear shades! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, And

Opening Sunday of football zoom! The Notes (I’ll level with you, they’re not great): Will’s struggle vs the episode numbers continues! Will calls out his mother’s frugality! Lil’ dainty bags of tea you steep! I just rawdogged my tea (oh my, oh me)! Nelson messes with Texas! We’re talking Rings of Power season 2 (we say just skip ahead a little if you don’t want spoilers, but honestly just get caught up before you listen ‘cause we keep coming back to it)! Nelson’s dad was a big Tom Bombadil fan! Will’s imitation of the English judicial system! Tom Bombadil, pirate captain! Top 5 magic learning montage songs! Seduce the magic! Cast us as wizards in Heat 2, you cowards! A little bit of wizard blackmail! Speaking of Applebee’s! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, A

Doing that 2 episodes in one afternoon thing, which means these notes ain’t great. The Notes: It’s still personal! 2 Double Deuce 2 Bsement! #WillsWorstAnalogy! Hashtag editing! Everything that killed Ernest Hemingway! Will saw a show (with a personal connection)! What we’re watching! Will is watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself! Ollie turned 9 last week and drops in with an important message for listeners! What we’re watching continued! Nelson is rewatching The Magicians, and reps that show and the books they’re based on hard! Will and Nelson are both watching Sunny and Bad Monkey! English wedding corner! English pronunciation corner! We expect a final report! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts

Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it’s personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will’s basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will’s VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will’s got that deer urine on him! Will is making it awkward! Nelson is Mr. Handsome! In this house Richard Moll is our Dungeonmaster! Let us know how much you like cocaine! Can British people do cocaine!? They do like an alcohol in England! English drug slang (crumbly whats-its = crack)! Ovine civil engineers! Basement Olive Garden! When you’re Deucin’, you’re family! Are you a basement!? Can English firefighters use crack!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google,

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant’s Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some movies! Will watched Alien: Romulus! Where were the Romulans!? Let them fight! 70’s pacing! Cover band movies! Nelson finally watched The Batman and Oppenheimer! Will’s Florence Pugh obsession! Temporarily pulled back into Dune! Sand, it gets everywhere! Darth Vader’s most ancient foe! The next generation is literally breathing down your neck! LFK cybertrucks are multiplying, sadly! Shawn Franklin will have sex with a car for you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on App

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don’t be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson’s brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will’s mom! Orthodontics in your 40’s is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future guest! Hot dates with bears (animal)! How to initiate sex with a bear! Learn the lessons of The Revenant, don’t make the same mistakes! Don’t neg bears! Bear seduction! Consent, pina coladas, rapport, continued consent, foreplay! What animals can you neg? (Answer: sloths)! If you’re a citizen of the world, you got to get down! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they

Zooming it. Nelson wasn’t feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It’s Olympics time! Will’s college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don’t want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts on the new Time Bandits! Will is trapped by construction! Why does the city want Will to suffer!? Winging that democracy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by spo

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450’s! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man’s game! Will’s ex-wife didn’t appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelson’s criminal gang has the best snacks! Pretzel Time vs Pretzel Gang! The streets were full of blood and pretzels! Faberge pretzels and their tendency to collapse spacetime! Space oven repair! It’s all space microwaves these days! Astronauts, how do you make an English muffin pizza in space!? Landlocked astronauts aka firefighters! Unsolved snack mysteries! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPu

Late night zoom, so Nelson is stoned! The Notes: Will’s number guessing crossroads is approaching! Will is reviewing KC Fringe shows this year with Karate Sampson, and he’s got the real shit for us! Will is obsessed with people liking him! Paraesthetically bad beer demands! St. Louis’s racist pizza and baseball teams! Aside from the racist pizza, Mrs. Lincoln, how were the plays!? You can always half-ass something! Will tells us the word on the streets! The Olympics are coming up! Nelson would be best in the world at swords! “Sword’s on!” Only the most prestigious underground sword competitions to the death! Will’s Dream’s for Nelson Journal! Top 5 Will’s Dreams for Nelson! Sometimes your dreams can take you as far as an 80’s movie! Beach Volleyball Will! Nelson v Nelson with swords, the eternal struggle! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/

Zooming straight into your hearts! The Notes: Will is intense and constipated! This one is for the dyslexics! Ollie checks in to remind us about death! Growing coke nails for Summer Youth Theatre! The Legend of the Brown Brine lives on! Whale earwax! Perfect for cave lubrication! Bifocal gang! International I-70! Salting the earth at the McDonalds bathroom! Pew pew Punic! The Stuckey’s of the Italian Alps! The Invention of peanuts! Lack of peanuts lost the Punic Wars! Circus peanuts and colonialism! What kind of peanuts was Sauron feeding those oliphants! George Washington Carver could never! Coconut can go fuck itself! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast log

Post June rush zoomin’. The Notes: Will’s got that echo in him! Will’s music career is taking off! #IsPostMaloneCut?! Our money’s on Stefan as the fittest Deuce listener! Congrats Europe on getting/staying less fascist! Jean Valjean, election surrogate! Will’s got a house for Nelson’s wheels! US politics is Nelson’s marketing kryptonite! Will’s new corner! How much blood and gore is Will watching! Movies Will should have seen already! Will and Ollie are Moneyballin’! Nelson watched the Dunes! Dune talk! Christopher Walken is a thoroughbred, let him run! Who is the US’s Jean Valjean!? Billy Corgan: the Harkonnen cousin who went to art school! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find

Zoomed 2 weeks ago to be ready for the Live Show and Will's birthday, second show, bad notes, you know the drill! The Notes: We’re time travel nonsense-ing from the future past again! What a live show last week (we hope)! The lizard people learn that the greatest weapon is patience! Beastmaster vs beast people! Reminiscing about V and the diminishing returns of its sequels and reboots! V + Tremors = literature! House of the Dragon hate watch! Will likes Eric on Netflix! Old-timey New York City crime! Nelson’s been thinking about The Boys again after the season 4 premiere! Stealth What’s Nelson Watching! Cat petting and Girl from Ipanema outro! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can fin

Live from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it’s a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn’t think Ireland has had cars for long, like they’re recent, like divorce or the Good Friday Agreement! Courtney Shipley! We’re polling the guests to settle the who’s Double, who’s Deuce situation! Jim Henson stole Oscar the Grouch from Samuel Beckett! We are very special wieners! Will’s pole is fine! The Germans enjoy outdoor music! Will is an expert on Council Grove, but not part of the tourism bureau! Top 5 Miracles of the Old Guy Who Lived in the Cave! Las Vegas miracles will get you killed! The history of Lawrence sewers! Amber Fraley! Amber is writing a sequel to The Bug Diary! Is Amber taking Nelson’s sequel notes!? Will threatens a hug! Proper dog walking form! Thus begins an air dog-walking competitio